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[farseen]

[This video post is brought to you by the letter “s,” an important part of the word ‘sun‘! Also sponsoring this is the word “confusion.” Can you spell that? Well, no need to. It’s written all across Helios’ face, along with equal parts frustration and dissatisfaction… With just a pinch of amusement. He holds his chin in one hand and glances around

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[moonstoneglow]

Well well well, look who it is.

[farseen]

Is it the muffin man?

[moonstoneglow]

Oh darling, the innuendo you open up with that statement.

But there are little eyes watching. We'll save it for later.

Do tell me you've checked on my bulls recently.

[farseen]

Mission accomplished, then?

Your bulls? Last I saw, they were sitting right where I left them. A bit frustrated by the lack of exercise, maybe, but fine. Don't worry.

[moonstoneglow]

Naturally. How are the girls?

You did think to take them out every once in a while, didn't you pumpkin?

[Filter: Helios]

Darling we need to have a little talk about your Rhode.

[farseen]

Amazing as always.

You doubt my bull-keeping abilities? I'm hurt, sis. Hurt.

[Filter: Selene]

Hm?

[moonstoneglow]

They better be, or I would blame you.

If I doubted them I never would have let you drive them, precious. Not that you were very good at it, but your attempts were cute.

[Filter: Helios]
It's a long story, so have some cliff notes.
Khaos is causing chaos by taking us all from different points in time. This is obvious by the fact that Phaethon is tiny and has no idea what happens to him and Helia is not a tree.

With that in mind, this Rhode isn't married to you yet. Surprise!

[farseen]

I'm more of a mustang sort of guy.

[Filter: Selene]

...

Apparently Khaos is better at her job than I thought she was.

[moonstoneglow]

Of course. Flashy, made for show, good for short bursts but not the long haul. Unlike my little dumplings. Don't be jealous just because they like me better.

[Filter: Helios]

She knows about your marriage, however. So there is that. I've been taking care of her for you darling! Aren't I a delightful sister? I think it totally warrants you coming over here and showing me just how much you've missed me. Because I'm sure you've missed me. Haven't you, darling?

[farseen]

Whoa, hey, my guys are perfect for the long haul thank you very much.

[Filter: Selene]

You've been taking care of her? Yet she doesn't know me personally. Huh. Predicament.

I did miss you, sis. Quite a bit, like I always do.

[moonstoneglow]

They rush and hurry through their work and never take time to enjoy their travels. My dearlings are wonderful about it.

[Filter: Helios]
Well of course I have, silly. Someone had to! I have been working on giving you an in with the girl like a wonderful sister. Just be your naturally bright and charming self and you'll do fine. You have the advantage. You know what she likes already, and you know she likes you.

Good. You should always miss me. And then tell me how much.

[farseen]

... True. Curses, you and your bulls win this round, Selene.

[Filter: Selene]

But man, this is like a weird fever dream or something. You're right, but would she still pick me out of a lineup of dates? ... Now that I think about it, I've never been good at wooing, sis.

Yes ma'am.

[moonstoneglow]

I always win, darling. One of the perks of being me.

[Filter: Helios]
Not with that sort of attitude, dumpling. Why wouldn't she pick you out, you're you. Don't tell me you think someone else has a better chance over you. I don't know why I'm helping you, you ratted me out.

[Filter: Selene] FILTERED FOREVER because I am too lazy to change the subject line every time dfkhbk

[farseen]

She's been here for seven months and doesn't remember me. A guy can logically have his doubts, can't he?

I'm a gross rat fink, yes. But thank you for your help, in any case, sis.

[Filter: Helios] I'm not lazy

[moonstoneglow]

No h can't, not when he is my brother. So stop it or I will make you.

You're not welcome because I've still yet to see your face.

[Filter: Selene] well isn't someone a special snowflake 8|

[farseen]

Make me?

And you've yet to tell me your apartment number.