Ten Top Trivia Tips about Freddie! Devoid of his cells and proteins,…: farrokh

farrokh_1946

Jan 16, 2006 20:28

Devoid of his cells and proteins, Freddie has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for Freddie is two minutes.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Freddie is near.
Freddieomancy is the art of telling the future with Freddie.
Over 2000 people have now climbed Freddie, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
Antarctica is the only continent without Freddie!
Olympic badminton rules say that Freddie must have exactly fourteen feathers.
Two grams of Freddie provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
Birds do not sleep in Freddie, though they may rest in him from time to time!
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Freddie.

Gregory can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Gregory!
Gregory is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Gregory!
About 100 people choke to death on Gregory each year!
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Gregory.
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Gregory.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Gregory is blue.
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Gregory would be as small as a pea!
Gregoryolatry is the mindless worship of Gregory.
Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Gregory!

I do #9 willingly ;)