And yes, that is a semi truck I am lodged under. It sucked balls, but I am ok. When I got hit for the first time, I was stopped. After that impact, which put that huge dent in the back, I was hit once more, thus sending me careening head first under the semi.
Apparently, there is going to be video of it, along with an interview with me, on Channel 4 news tonight at 6. Watch it if you like 20 to 30 car pile-ups.