Did You Ever Wonder: Part II
Originally published at The Gentle News. You can comment here or there.
Being the intellectual that you are, have you ever asked yourself the highly philisophical question, “I wonder what would happen if a weirdo, semi-musical homo who likes to sing to his cats married a weirdo woman who likes to sing to her cats?”
I’m sure that very mystery has plagued you forever. Well, tonight you can sleep well with aural evidence of just what horrors would occur if that hypothetical scenario were to become a reality. Behold:
- “Grace We Love You (You Are The Best)” - Words by B. Purple-Goldstein, Lyrics by F. Goldstein
Yeah, you’re jealous as hell. Don’t fight it. Embrace it.