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[farrettrock]

once upon a time there was a little girl. lets call her Dymon. Dymon had a wicked, evil stepmother. she would be very nice to Dymon and Dymon's sister, Pearl, when they all went to church on Sundays... but when they got home, she turned into a fire breathing witch. this witch had a son. lets call him Franz. Franz, being the son of a witch, naturally looked like a toad. a very ugly, warty toad. well, one day, a long time after Dymon's daddy divorced the witch lady, Dymon found out about what had happened to the toad boy who the witch loved and adored. he got some girl pregnant his senior year in high school and had to get married before he had even graduated. then, when the boy married the girl, she had a miscarriage and the boy was stuck with her. hahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! this made Dymon very, very happy, because she loathed both the boy and his fire breathing mama very, very much!

and thats the story of the evil stepmother and her toad son's fate...