New take on a bit of an old classic
This just sort of occurred to me....
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Parson Brown,
He'll say, "Are you married?"
We'll say, "No, man,
But you can do the job while you're in town!"
Later on, we'll perspire;
Having sex by the fire,
It's legal, we swear;
A preacher made of snow was there--
Fucking in a Winter Wonderland!
Maybe I'll come up with the rest of it by next year.
[Insert seasonal-related greeting that doesn't offend you here]
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Parson Brown,
He'll say, "Are you married?"
We'll say, "No, man,
But you can do the job while you're in town!"
Later on, we'll perspire;
Having sex by the fire,
It's legal, we swear;
A preacher made of snow was there--
Fucking in a Winter Wonderland!
Maybe I'll come up with the rest of it by next year.
[Insert seasonal-related greeting that doesn't offend you here]