shit happens

[farrah]

Thank you, Neighbor!  Thank you for allowing your dog to shit right in front of my back gate, so that when I went to mow my back yard this afternoon, I narrowly escaped your well placed dog doo.  And through my intelligence agency (which may or may not be my husband), I've also found out you fling your dog poo over the fence into the back alley!

Clever.  It's okay, though.  While you might have brought one soldier, I dear Neighbor, have brought three.  :]

The crap war... is on.