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If dimhouse calls one more time to try and get me to reconnect the service to a place where I no longer live... I'm going to lose it!!!! ::ring ring:: Not gonna lie, they're calling again!
Hello, is this a Mr. Sherwin?
Yes. Are you trying to get me to reconnect my service?
::Slight pause:: Yes, um, sir...
I'm sorry to have to cut this short, but you have called my cell phone four times today (and yes, I know it's not just you but Brighthouse in general who is calling me), twice at work, once while I was in the shower and just now, as I'm writing a livejournal post to my friends and acquaintances about how you people are harassing me. Get the message and write it down and pass it on to all your little friends. Do you have a pen?
::no answer, but she's still there::
I said, do you have a pen?
Yes...
Good, now write this down: I no longer live at that residence. I never will again. I have moved back in with my parents, who already subscribe to your cable internet service. That is because they haven't found a suitable replacement yet. They already switched over our television service to Direct TV. And yes, we know that when it rains, our service goes out. However, so does yours (several times during several Hurricanes and before a hurricane hit us the cable stopped working). So, if you call here again, I will file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau and look into legal forms of getting you to cease and desist. Got that all down?
Yes...
Good. Hand that to you manager and communicate with him/her about this little conversation. I also recommend you quit your job and work for someone who is better able to handle communication between business units, as I assume that by your company having to call me four times leads me to believe. Have a good day miss.
BEEP.
I recorded myself using the microphone on my computer. This conversation is not verbatim because she said more than that. I just hope they get the message.
Hello, is this a Mr. Sherwin?
Yes. Are you trying to get me to reconnect my service?
::Slight pause:: Yes, um, sir...
I'm sorry to have to cut this short, but you have called my cell phone four times today (and yes, I know it's not just you but Brighthouse in general who is calling me), twice at work, once while I was in the shower and just now, as I'm writing a livejournal post to my friends and acquaintances about how you people are harassing me. Get the message and write it down and pass it on to all your little friends. Do you have a pen?
::no answer, but she's still there::
I said, do you have a pen?
Yes...
Good, now write this down: I no longer live at that residence. I never will again. I have moved back in with my parents, who already subscribe to your cable internet service. That is because they haven't found a suitable replacement yet. They already switched over our television service to Direct TV. And yes, we know that when it rains, our service goes out. However, so does yours (several times during several Hurricanes and before a hurricane hit us the cable stopped working). So, if you call here again, I will file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau and look into legal forms of getting you to cease and desist. Got that all down?
Yes...
Good. Hand that to you manager and communicate with him/her about this little conversation. I also recommend you quit your job and work for someone who is better able to handle communication between business units, as I assume that by your company having to call me four times leads me to believe. Have a good day miss.
BEEP.
I recorded myself using the microphone on my computer. This conversation is not verbatim because she said more than that. I just hope they get the message.