[Voice//Common (English)]

[farmhandhero]

...I take back what I said. Changing forms is very awkward.

[[ooc: Dude looks (and sounds) like a lady. FORGIVE MY LACK OF APPROPRIATE ICONS.]]

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[wheres_my_puppy]

[Din's Blood, did he really...?]

...Liiink~?

[farmhandhero]

M-Midna.

[wheres_my_puppy]

Oh

My

Goddess are you a woman?!

[8D 8D 8D]

[farmhandhero]

...um. [T-tries going for a deeper voice here.] Nooo.

[wheres_my_puppy]

[CACKLES.]

You ARE aren't you?!

I must see this.

Where are you?

pretend this here is a sexy lady

[farmhandhero]

...I'm not telling you.

/does

[wheres_my_puppy]

Oh, Link.

Either you tell me.

Or I go looking for you, and find you, and be angry and frustrated about alllll of the work you put me through...

I'll be so hard to please then.

[farmhandhero]

[...oh crap and it's true.]

...the forest. [SIGH.]

[wheres_my_puppy]

[SO FUCKING THERE.]

Liiink?

[farmhandhero]

[MIDNA. You are a bully and Link is curled up against a tree and trying not to look too much like a lady.]

[wheres_my_puppy]

[Is stanind over her in an instant, grinning widely, looking impish and sexy all at once.]

Hello~

[She starts sinking into the shadow cast by the tree, hands resting on Link's knees once their and reach. She stops at her waist, grin becoming predatory.]

Hero.

[farmhandhero]

[Since Link was expecting her she isn't very startled; she doesn't move though. SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE A LADY.]

Midna.

[wheres_my_puppy]

[She gives Link's legs a little tug.]

You do have these closed tight.

Come on, I just want to make sure.

[farmhandhero]

[GLARE.] I promise. There's no need to check.