longest chat yet ;
f ARMFACE 007: Hello there! How are you?
XFreaky LoSer 2X: idk
f ARMFACE 007: HEY THERE BUTTY, I MET YOU FROM LIVEJOURNAL
f ARMFACE 007: MY NAME IS PERNAISE, FROM FRANCH!! I AM LOKING FOR AMERICEN FIRNEDS TO IMPORVE MY ENGLASH!!
XFreaky LoSer 2X: ok?
XFreaky LoSer 2X: lmao
f ARMFACE 007: PLEASED TO ALLOW ME IN YOUR WIDE CIRCLE OF FRIENDSHIPNESS!
XFreaky LoSer 2X: ok do u kn owhat fuck off means buddy
f ARMFACE 007: I WORK FOR AMERICEN CORPORATION, AND I THINK ENGLASH WILL BEEN IMPORVED MY LEVEL OF JOBLINESS
f ARMFACE 007: I DON'T KNOW OF THE FUCK OFF??/ PLEASED TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME :-)
f ARMFACE 007: I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVED YOU AS MY NEW BEST AMERICEN FRIEND
XFreaky LoSer 2X: i have to fuckin go bitch ttyl
f ARMFACE 007: MAYBE I CAN HELP MY FRIEND OUT, GIVE MY FRIEND SOME FREE THINGS FROM MY CORPORATION?
XFreaky LoSer 2X: talk to IMPALEXME
f ARMFACE 007: OK :-)
XFreaky LoSer 2X: k
f ARMFACE 007: IMPALE ME IS NOT ONLINE HE IS AWAY ??
f ARMFACE 007: ARE YOU MAKING THE JOKESTER AT MY EXPENSIVE, YOU SILLY BUTTY :-))
XFreaky LoSer 2X: hes away
f ARMFACE 007: ITS OK IF WE CHAT TO HAVE IMPROVED MY ENGLASH SOME??
Previous message was not received by XFreaky LoSer 2X because of error: User XFreaky LoSer 2X is not available.
then his friend ImpaleXme IM'd me.
ImpaleXme: ?
ImpaleXme: who are you
f ARMFACE 007: MY NAME IS PERNAISE, FROM FRANCH!! I AM LOKING FOR AMERICEN FIRNEDS TO IMPORVE MY ENGLASH!!
ImpaleXme: u sent that to my friend
ImpaleXme: now stop bullshitting
ImpaleXme: i know your not from france
f ARMFACE 007: YUOR GOOD FRIEND THE XFREAKY LOSER SHOWED ME TO YOU!! I AM SO EXCITED!!
f ARMFACE 007: I AM ONE DAY MOVING TO MILUAKEE, SO I CAN LIVE THE LIFE OF LAVERN AND SHIRELY MY 2 FAVORITE AMERICENS
ImpaleXme: well if your french tell me what this means...
ImpaleXme: je t'aime
f ARMFACE 007: YOU SPEAKED THE FRANCH ??
f ARMFACE 007: THAT MEANS "I LOVE YOU" I LIKEYOU MY FRIEND BUT I DO NOT KNOWING YUO WELL ENOUGH YET TO EXPRESSION THE SAME, LOL :-)
ImpaleXme: i know a little french
ImpaleXme: not much
f ARMFACE 007: I AM HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN OF ASISTANCE IN YOUR KNOWLEGDENIG OF MY LANGUAGE, IT IS ONLY PROPER OCCURANCE SHOUDL YOU ASSIST ME IN THE ENGLASHED LANGUAGE
ImpaleXme: you mean you want me to teach you english?
f ARMFACE 007: YES PLEASE, I WORK FOR GIANT AMERICEN CORPORTAION, HERE NI FRANCE. I AM TRYING TO HAVE BEEN LEARNED OF ENGLISH TO IMPROVE MY ON THE JOB SKILLS
ImpaleXme: ok
f ARMFACE 007: AND TO ONE DAY MEET SHIRLEY, MY LOVE OF LIFETIMES
ImpaleXme: Bonjour, mon nom est Brant, im 15 ans de et je vis dans le southgate
Michigan aux Etats-Unis d'anglais-français.
f ARMFACE 007: I AM EXCITED TO HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO YOUR CLUB OF IMPLAXME AND FRAKY LOSER!!
f ARMFACE 007: YOUR FRANCH IS FANTESTIC!!!!
f ARMFACE 007: I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY, ALLOW ME TO INTORDUCE MYSELF IN ENGLASH
ImpaleXme: english
ImpaleXme: you spelled it wrong
f ARMFACE 007: "HELLI, I AM THE PERNAISE, I AM 16 FORM THE PARIS, I HOPE TO ONECE DAY MOVING INTO MILUAKEE TO BEER WITH SHIRLEY"
ImpaleXme: nice:-)
ImpaleXme: do you have any pictures of yourself
f ARMFACE 007: THANK YOU!! MY ENGLISH IS GOTTEN LARGLEY BETTER ALREADY!
ImpaleXme: are you on msn,aol,aim,yahoo..wich one?
f ARMFACE 007: I AM SORRY BRANT MY FRIEND OF AMERICA, I DO NOT CURRENTLY HAVED THE PHOTOGRAPHY OF MYSELF, HOWEVER I WILL SURELY GET ONE FOR YUO SOONLY!!
f ARMFACE 007: I AM A USER OF AOL INSTENT MESSENGAR
ImpaleXme: Je veux être votre ami.
f ARMFACE 007: I WOULD BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE TO YOU THAT OPPURTUNITY, BRANT MY AMERICAN FRIEND!!
f ARMFACE 007: BAISEZ MON ÂNE ET APPELEZ-MOI MAMAN
f ARMFACE 007: DOES BRANT UNDERSTEND THIS?
ImpaleXme: haha!
ImpaleXme: yes i do
ImpaleXme: you said kiss my ass and call me mom
f ARMFACE 007: I AM SO SUPRISDE TO SEE THAT! HOW CAN YOU HAVE BEEN SPEAKED MY LANGUEG SO WELL??/
f ARMFACE 007: IT WAS A BIT OF A JOKESTER BETWEEN FRIENDS ;>
ImpaleXme: i dont really know it..i have a person on the computer...and i write it down and it translates it
ImpaleXme: so anything you say i can understand
f ARMFACE 007: A SMALL PERSON? LIKE A MIDGAT?? HE SITS ON YOUR COMPUTERS TELEVEISON?
ImpaleXme: no haha
ImpaleXme: its like talking to me...but its not a real person..its a computer
ImpaleXme: aimez-vous voir une image de moi?
f ARMFACE 007: I AM SO JEALOUS! PERHEPS I SHUOLD HAVE A TALKING COMPUTER OF MY OWN?
f ARMFACE 007: YES PLESE I WOUNLD LOEV TO SEE MY FRIEND BRANT!
ImpaleXme: ok,puis quand je vous envoie ceci,acept de clic
ImpaleXme wants to directly connect.
ImpaleXme is now directly connected.
ImpaleXme: there you go!
ImpaleXme: would you rather me talk in french or english?
f ARMFACE 007: IF FRANCH IS TO ASSISTANCE OF YOU MORE, THAN FRANCH IS FINE, BUT OF YOU SPREAKING ENGLISH TO ME IT HAVE DONE HELPED MORE TO ME!
ImpaleXme:
ImpaleXme: the one on the left is how i looked last friday...i went to a rock concert
f ARMFACE 007: THAT IS VERY NICE PHOTOS BRANT! I THINK YOU ACCEPT THE GOTHICAL MUSIC??/
ImpaleXme: yes
ImpaleXme: what kind of music do you like
f ARMFACE 007: I PERFER MUSIC OF FRANCH, HOWEVER I DO LIKED SOME AMERICEN MUSIC
f ARMFACE 007: MARALAN MENSON IS FABILUS I THINK
ImpaleXme: you like him?
f ARMFACE 007: HE ONCE PLAYED ROCKEN ROLL HERE IN PARIS, AND HAD SPIT BLOOD ONTO THE AUDIENCE!
ImpaleXme: thats so kool!
ImpaleXme: yeah he does that a lot
ImpaleXme: so you like marilyn manson and other rock bands?
f ARMFACE 007: I HAD THUOGHT MAYBE HE HURT HIMSELF, BUT IT WAS JUST FOR SHOW I THANK??
ImpaleXme: yeah it was
f ARMFACE 007: I LOOVE AMERICAN GOTHICAL ROCK, LIKE ORGY, MARILYN MANSON, AND PETE YORN
ImpaleXme: pensez-vous im sexy? haha... si vous pas qui est bien
ImpaleXme: that is so kool!
ImpaleXme: i like orgy too
f ARMFACE 007: OH BRANT, HAHA YES MY FRIEND YUO ARE SEXY. DO YOU LIKE BOYS BRANT? PERHAPS YUO DIDNT NOT KNOW I AM OF THE MALE PERSUASION??/
ImpaleXme: no i didnt
f ARMFACE 007: I TO DO LOEV TO WEAR DRESS THOUGH
ImpaleXme: so you like guys?
f ARMFACE 007: I PEFER WEARING HIGH HEELS SOEM TIMES
f ARMFACE 007: NORMALLY I DO NOT LIEK THE GUYS, HOWEVER PERHAPS YOUR PICTURES HAVE DONE SHOWED ME OTHERWISE??/
f ARMFACE 007: BRANT YUR LOOKS ARE VERY ATTRACTIEV I ADMIT
f ARMFACE 007: PERHAPS OF THE OCCASIONAL GAY SEX IS ALRIGHT?
ImpaleXme: le puits im desole,mais moi n`aiment pas de types...mais nous pouvons etre des amis parce que vous semblez vraiment kool
ImpaleXme: maybe
ImpaleXme: i dont know
ImpaleXme: i havent tried it
f ARMFACE 007: PERHAPS WHEN I ATTEND BEERS WITH SHIRELY, YOU WILL WANT TO JOING US?
ImpaleXme: where?
f ARMFACE 007: MILUAKEE WISOCNNSIN
ImpaleXme: do you know when you would go?
f ARMFACE 007: PERHAPS OF 2000 AND 4
f ARMFACE 007: OF JULY
ImpaleXme: just put 2004
ImpaleXme: umm..
f ARMFACE 007: OH THANK YOU BRANT! ;>
ImpaleXme: i dont know...im not sure
ImpaleXme: have you heard of a band called mushroomhead?
f ARMFACE 007: I DO!! THEY REMIND ME OF SLIPKNOT
f ARMFACE 007: THEY ARE SIMILER, PERHAPS?
ImpaleXme:
ImpaleXme: Je suis allé à un concert de mushroomhead le vendredi où passé
avec mon friend.i était dans les moshpits... et j'ai obtenu le mal
vraiment mauvais... mais il a valu la peine it.and j'ai également
attrapé un waterbottle ce le silicium du guitariste threw.
f ARMFACE 007: THOSE DEMONS OF HELL DRINK WATER??? IT SEEMS ALMOST AS IF WATER THEY DRINK MIGHT HAVE CONTAINED FIRE!!
ImpaleXme: J'ai attrapé le watrbottle qu'il a jeté
f ARMFACE 007: DEMONS FROM HELL ;<<
ImpaleXme direct connection is closed.
ImpaleXme: sorry
ImpaleXme: it wasnt working right
ImpaleXme wants to directly connect.
ImpaleXme is now directly connected.
ImpaleXme: Je jouez-vous la guitare, jouez-vous quelque chose ? comme des
tambours, la perche, chantent.
ImpaleXme:
ImpaleXme:
ImpaleXme: that is me playing my guitar
f ARMFACE 007: I PLAY IN A FRANHC ROCK BAND
ImpaleXme: what do yuo play
ImpaleXme: you*
f ARMFACE 007: I AM THE SNIGER, WE SING IN ENGLISH
ImpaleXme: what is your band called
f ARMFACE 007: IS ANOTHER REASON I AM TRYING TO LEARN
f ARMFACE 007: HELLACIOUS HABITAT OF HELL IS OUR BAND
f ARMFACE 007: WE SING ROCKEN ROLL FORM HELL
ImpaleXme: do you have anything on a website?
f ARMFACE 007: WE CALL OURSELVES THE TRIPLE H OF HATE
f ARMFACE 007: NOW WE KILLED OUR WEBDESIGNER TO SACRIFICE HIS SOULD SO THAT SATAN MIGHT GIVE US THE POWER TO ROCK HARDER
f ARMFACE 007: HOWEVER HE HASNT TAAUGHT ME THE G7 CHORD YET, SO I AM THINKING SATAN IS BEEN LAZY ON US, LOL
ImpaleXme: you killed him??
f ARMFACE 007: YES WE NEEDID HIS SOUL
ImpaleXme: what did you do with his body
f ARMFACE 007: USE HIM AS MICROPHONE STAND, I PUT MIC IN HIS OPEN MOUTH AND SING LYRICS OF HELLACIOUS QUALITIE
ImpaleXme direct connection is closed.