jean claude van damme isnt even french, right? Isnt he from belgium or something?
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[rerereret] HILLO FAGES
[x up or shut up] HEY COOL
[xfallchildx] FAGES rymes with PAGES!
[akaxo] grow your own food
[rerereret] CAN I HAEV SEX
[xfallchildx] can you?
[xInThisLifex] check your penis
[sewerbear] no u cant
[xfallchildx] is it there?
[rerereret] CAN I HAVENING TEH SEX WETH U PLS
[x up or shut up] HEY
[akaxo] huh
[rerereret] KISS KISS BANG BANG
[rerereret] I BANG A HOOKER
[rerereret] WETH MY CAR LOL
[xInThisLifex] wow
[xfallchildx] in the bum
[xInThisLifex] speak english please
[rerereret] I AM FROM THE FRANCH
[rerereret] *FRENCH
[xInThisLifex] haha
[xfallchildx] CAPS LOCK off!
[xInThisLifex] from the french
[akaxo] yay the french!!
[xfallchildx] franchie poo!
[xInThisLifex] fucking french
[akaxo] fucking yanks
[rerereret] WANT SOME WINE WITH YOUR CHEESE LOL
[rerereret] *CHEESE WITH YUOR WINE
[xInThisLifex] hahahah
[xInThisLifex] you fucking idiot
[xInThisLifex] haah
[xfallchildx] take the caps lock off
[xInThisLifex] HEY, WANNA GO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY 1,000 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES THEN ASK FOR OUR HELP
[xfallchildx] or i'll bash the keyboard over your head
[xInThisLifex] ONLY TO TURN YOUR BACK ON US LATER!
[xInThisLifex] fucking dick
[xInThisLifex] go surrender to hitler in 2 weeks
[xInThisLifex] fuckup
[rerereret] FRENCH SAVED U IN YUOR WAR WITH ENGLAND
[xfallchildx] does hitler have a grave?
[rerereret] WE SAVEING U ALWAYS
[xInThisLifex] haha
[akaxo] he's right, dont forget that
[xfallchildx] I'm canadain so u can't pull that one on me re
[xInThisLifex] you didnt save shit
[rerereret] OH CANADAN IS TALKIN SO BIG LOL U R SMALL AND FURRY LIEK A BEAVER
[akaxo] i think hitlers remains got taken to russia
[xfallchildx] 2 biggest country in the muthafucking world
[xInThisLifex] please, if you cant speak english correctly, dont try, speak french to us
[xInThisLifex] you have a better chance of getting your point across
[xfallchildx] ya
[rerereret] PARLES VOUS U SUK LOL
[xInThisLifex] whoa
[xfallchildx] *sigh*
[xInThisLifex] this guy is a worldclass moron
[xInThisLifex] anyway..............
[xfallchildx] aka french!
[akaxo] the french had the guts to say NO to the USA
[rerereret] JAQUES CHIRAC IS THE KING OF EUROPE
[xfallchildx] we said no to the USA
[sewerbear] yeah !
* sewerbear says "NO!" to the U.S.A.
[rerereret] HE IS OUR MAGICAL PRINCE FROM HEAVEN RIDING A BLACK STALLION OF FREEDOM AND EQUALITYNESS
[TranceThespian] WHAT THE FUCK IS REREREF, WHAT ARE YOU A STUTTERING REFEREE
[xInThisLifex] hahhahahaha rere is awesome
[xInThisLifex] but get the fuck outta here you french bastard
[xfallchildx] Je plierai l'excédent ainsi le Français peut essuyer la merde outre
[xfallchildx] magical prince hhahahahahahahah
[varsityXviolence] IM FRENCH MOTHER FUCKER
[sewerbear] "french" is a race, you know...
[xInThisLifex] fuck every frenchman everywhere, they all can suck one
[xfallchildx] the french is france
[sewerbear] wow. fightin' racism with racism. dum dum dum.
[rerereret] TEH FRANCH AER SUPER PWOERFULL LIKE HAN SOLO AND CHIWBAKA
[sewerbear] yeah!
[akaxo] ha ha
[xInThisLifex] hahaha
[xInThisLifex] he types like hes stuttering too
[xfallchildx] o my fuck
[xfallchildx] talk french rererererer
[akaxo] resorting to insults...
[Mynameisbozzer] so who in here is gay
[XMattX] im gay
[xfallchildx] everyone
[sewerbear] sorry, not me.
[rerereret] I LIEK TO SEX WITH WOMANS
[xInThisLifex] i just love boners
[xfallchildx] i like "TO SEX" wit the ladies as well
[sewerbear] yeah. boners rule.
[xInThisLifex] everything about them
[rerereret] FRANCH MANS HAVED THE LARGEST OF PENIS
[xInThisLifex] shut up re-re-re-re-retard
[xfallchildx] i must be french then
[chunkfromthegoonies] ha ha
[rerereret] WE BEEN HAVED THE PANIS LIKE A 3 FOOT
[xInThisLifex] FRANCH?
[xInThisLifex] MANS?
[xInThisLifex] haha
[xInThisLifex] re-re-re-retard has a really tiny dick
[Mynameisbozzer] French people are gay
[Mynameisbozzer] i am gay
[Mynameisbozzer] french people suck
[sewerbear] yeah! PANIS!
[xInThisLifex] hahah
[xInThisLifex] that rules
[TranceThespian] 3 MIDGET FOOTS
[xInThisLifex] FRANCE SUCKS
[xInThisLifex] FUCK FRANCE
[Mynameisbozzer] FUCK FRANCE
[akaxo] fuck the USA
[xfallchildx] Je frapperai le rerereret au-dessus de la tête avec mon grand robinet
[xfallchildx] foots eh?
[xInThisLifex] fuck france
[xInThisLifex] the US could kick frances ass
[akaxo] so what
[sewerbear] oh yeah, war is soooooooo cool.....
[rerereret] FRANCH ARMYES FIGHT LIKE HUNGRY WOLVES
[akaxo] fuck war and fuck imperialism
[rerereret] AMERICEN ARMYS ARE LIKE KITTAN
* sewerbear is umimpressed by the thought of war between france and the usa
[xfallchildx] the US can destroy the owrld 15 times over
[xInThisLifex] HAHAHAH
[xfallchildx] KITTAN wheres that?
[xInThisLifex] HUNGRY WOLVES SURRENDER IN 2 WEEKS?
[xInThisLifex] THEY LOSE TO EVERY COUNTRY
[TranceThespian] HUNGRY WOLVES DIE
[TranceThespian] HUNGRY WOLVES NEVER SHOW UP
[rerereret] FRANCH HAS DEFEATED ALL INVADERS WE ARE MOST POWFUL OF EMPIRE
[xInThisLifex] however it is even more stupid WHEN YOU LOSE EVERYTIME LIKE FRANCE
[em999] tu vas fermer ta gueule rere?
[TranceThespian] EMPIRE?????????????????????????????????????????/
[xfallchildx] if we were all in a your right now i'd hate to be rere
[xInThisLifex] hahahhaah
[xInThisLifex] you SUCK
[rerereret] FRANSH WILL INVAZION AMERICA SOON BETCHES
[em999] rere tu es saoul? (he is asking if im drunk)
[rerereret] NON
[em999] on dirait pourtant (he says "you act like it")
[em999] tu nous fais honte (then he says "you are shaming us")
[xfallchildx] rere has no idea how to speak francais
[xfallchildx] or rere is very drunk
[xInThisLifex] France would run away like the bunch of pussies they are
[rerereret] VOUS SUCEZ La CHIENNE Que Je VOUS TUERAI
[TranceThespian] AMERICA WILL FUCKING CONQUER YOU AND NAME ALL YOUR FOOD AMERICA FRIES AMERICA TOAST AMERICA KISSES
[rerereret] IN FRANCH WE RENAMED TOILAT PAPER "AMERICEN CONSTITION"
[akaxo] haahaha
[xInThisLifex] he must be drunk to think france will ever invade ANYONE
[xInThisLifex] especially america, what a moron
[xfallchildx] his french is worse then his english!
[sewerbear] you mean THAN?
[xInThisLifex] france doesnt have the balls to invade fucking antarctica
[akaxo] the french helped in the congo, the yanks don't give a shit
[rerereret] WE HAEVED BALLS LEIK BOWLING BALLS HAHA U SUK.
[xInThisLifex] hahah, i dont know if i love rere or hate him
[TranceThespian] YEAH I JUST RENAMED THE TAMPON REREREF'S FACE
[jewsh] america sucks, but its better than china
[rerereret] U.S.A. IS D.U.M LOL!! U SUK
[XMattX] hahah its dumB you idiot
[xInThisLifex] hoe bag
[rerereret] WE SEE WHO LAUGHS LAST WHEN FRANCH INVADES AND DROP NUKE ON YOUR MOTHERS
[xfallchildx] lmao
[xfallchildx] french wit the nukes
[~anarchy&peace~] War is for americans.
[xfallchildx] le Français aura les nukes à loin vers le haut de leurs ânes à pouvoir se laisser tomber n'importe où !
[xcsarsx] A frenchman threating people, ooooo the terrror!
[akaxo] the Us is so chickenshit they think cuba's a threat
[xInThisLifex] haha
[TranceThespian] RERE, I THINK THAT IF YOU DROP BIG PERFUME BOTTLE ON MY MOTHERS THEY WILL APPRECIATE IT
[rerereret] FRENCH WILL INVAZION CUBA THEN MOVE INTO FLOREDA
[akaxo] no borders, no nationalism
[TranceThespian] CUBANS WILL SMOKE YOU LIKE CIGARS
[rerereret] JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME WILL KILL ALL OF USA HE WELL KICK BOCKS YOUR FACE
[rapsux] LOL
[rapsux] I'm putting my vote with rerereret
[rapsux] the moron ticket, all the way
[akaxo] whats "lol" mean??
[xfallchildx] one ACTOR! will kill all of USA?
[xfallchildx] lol= Lots of Laughs
[akaxo] oh
[xInThisLifex] or laugh out loud
[juanoide] jeje, van dame, jeje
[xfallchildx] are u new to the interweb?