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[farmermaggot]

Well, I come home fer th' moment, on account o' not bein' able t'find that Ioreth person wi'out th' pups. Helps that whatev'r that was done worn off, but now I gotta scrape th' pink paint offa all m' stuff. An' change outta this dress, which ain't fittin' so well anymore.

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[pervinca_took]

*sees Farmer Maggot as she flees the Shire* I would highly recommend running away from the Shire, sir. It may be for your life.

[farmermaggot]

Erm...why?

*Gathers th' puppies n' th' weapons n' scouts about fer th' cause o' th' trouble*

[pervinca_took]

*stops momentarily*
To make a long story short, sir, there are clones of humans running about the Shire and killing hobbits. Please find a safe place to go, sir.
*dashes away*

[farmermaggot]

*Calls after* Thanks fer th' info!

*Thinks a bit* Clones? This sounds as fishy as that there sickness we had. I don' like't.

*Heads towards all th' screaming, keeping t' cover fer now.*

[othertrotter]

*looks up weakly from his fighting*

*starts moving away from the angry Theodred, not even bothering to dodge half the hits he gives him in response to letting the hobbits get away*

[farmermaggot]

*Sends four of th' puppies t' immobilize th' green-haired fella an' th' other tall one*

[othertrotter]

*gahs as two large dogs knock him down*

*quietly puts his head back to expose his neck and doesn't fight back*

[farmermaggot]

*Deals wi' th' more obvious danger first, fergettin' greeny was here. Sorry 'bout that.*

TheodredClone

[pervinca_took]

slashes open the stomach of one dog and is taken down by the other

Hey, doggy...

Re: TheodredClone

[farmermaggot]

PRINCESS!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
*breaks cover an' calls Cookie off th' clone so he's got a clear shot*
That's it, nobody hurts m' puppies...or kills hobbits, if'n I've got a say...
*fires*

TheodredClone

[pervinca_took]

takes one in the arm and collapses again

Is that it?

Your firepower is no match for the POWER OF MY MIND!

Re: TheodredClone

[ioreth]

Mental degradation occuring in clones Turin and Theodred, after second cloning.

Must figure out how to fix that...

Re: TheodredClone

[farmermaggot]

YOU!!!

Yer responsible fer what's happened t' Princess, ain't ye, ye hyena?

Re: TheodredClone

[ioreth]

On a certain level, yes.

Whatever will you do about it?

Re: TheodredClone

[farmermaggot]

Mebbe I need t' think o' somethin' REAL suitable. 'ppropriate t' Princess' memory.

I'll be sure t' let ye know. Sooner er later...

Re: TheodredClone

[ioreth]

Heh...