How to Give Your'e First College Presentation
1. Ignore your teacher when he tells you that presentations start the week you get back from Thanksgiving break.
2. When your teacher sends out a google doc for u to sign up for a presentation slot, make sure you are denied access. Then proceed to do nothing to fix the problem.
3. When your teacher emails you asking you to sign up for a slot, tell him to sign you up for as late of a time slot as humanly possible.
4. Check your email at midnight on the night before you leave to go back to school to find out that you are presenting on Monday.
5. Drive 7 hours back to school. When you get back to school, spend half an hour making a power point with the pictures of the pieces of art that you are going to analyze for the class.
8. Wake up the next day and give a ten minute talk on the Eastern-Western identity.
9. Go up to your teacher after class and ask him what he thought of your presentation. His response: "Fucking A!! That was great! You really captured the essence of this course and your background in art history really shone through."
10. Don't bother informing him that you don't have a background in art history.
2. When your teacher sends out a google doc for u to sign up for a presentation slot, make sure you are denied access. Then proceed to do nothing to fix the problem.
3. When your teacher emails you asking you to sign up for a slot, tell him to sign you up for as late of a time slot as humanly possible.
4. Check your email at midnight on the night before you leave to go back to school to find out that you are presenting on Monday.
5. Drive 7 hours back to school. When you get back to school, spend half an hour making a power point with the pictures of the pieces of art that you are going to analyze for the class.
8. Wake up the next day and give a ten minute talk on the Eastern-Western identity.
9. Go up to your teacher after class and ask him what he thought of your presentation. His response: "Fucking A!! That was great! You really captured the essence of this course and your background in art history really shone through."
10. Don't bother informing him that you don't have a background in art history.