Nighttime Number Two

[anti_millenium]

 [Seras has returned to the creepy fairgrounds after a nice day's sleep in the basement of farmhouse number 2. It was a little uncomfortable without a coffin, but she'll figure out a solution to that problem later. Right now, she's trying to figure out how she got to this farm, so she's scouring the fair for clues as to her arrival. There isn't

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[stopxhammertime]

[Lavi was up on the extended handle of his hammer, but he quickly descends when he sees tits a person.]

Goooooood evening, miss~! Are you lost~?

[anti_millenium]

[That voice....]

Er...Sort of?

[stopxhammertime]

[He takes a second, then:]

Aa, you're Seras, right~? I was right, you are pretty~! But what're you doing around here at this time of night?

[anti_millenium]

[She's still not sure how to react to being called pretty, but it would be rude to not answer.]

You must be...Lavi, then. I'm trying to find out how I got here.

[stopxhammertime]

[He tilts his head a bit, thinking.]

Wouldn't it be easier to search during the day...?

[anti_millenium]

Er...No. Not at all.

[stopxhammertime]

Oh. [Weak chuckle.] ...You wouldn't happen to be a vampire, would you?

[His nervous smile says please please please not a vampire. You're too nice and pretty to be a vampire!]

[anti_millenium]

[So sorry to disappoint, Lavi.]

Yes, I am. Unless you ask my Master, then he'll just call me the lowest of the low again...

[stopxhammertime]

Oh. [Pause, though he doesn't stop smiling.] Should I, uh, be running?

[anti_millenium]

Do you have somewhere you need to be?

[Yep. She's that dumb.]

[stopxhammertime]

N-no, not really... So...you're not going to eat me? [He sounds positively relieved.]

[anti_millenium]

Why is that always the first thing people ask me?

[stopxhammertime]

W-well, the mythology of vampires usually includes feasting on humans, so it's sort of understandable that people would want to know... Though, I suppose if you're from a different world, you might not function on the same mythology... ...What do you eat, then? [Genuine curiosity.]

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Do you go around eating every edible thing you ever come across? Even when you're not hungry? Or when the food clearly does not belong to you?

[You'll notice she's conveniently ignoring your question, Lavi. Not to be rude, she's just a little embarrassed that she should be drinking blood, but isn't. This will probably become problematic as time without Integra force-feeding her goes on, but I digress.]

[stopxhammertime]

[Eep. ...He decides not to mention that yes, he has eaten food that clearly wasn't his, and Allen really doesn't like it when people eat his dango, and yet Lavi's done it more than once. Mainly because pissing Allen off is funny. But that's a story for another day. Days when he's not making vampires angry with him. He holds his hands up apologetically.]

Ah, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean it like that!

[anti_millenium]

[His apology is enough to earn a confession from Seras. Must be because he's been so nice to her.]

I don't even drink blood.