3rd unicorn

[knowslove]

[Well after the strange issue of many appliances coming to life and strange young women with axes, saws and guns and a couple knives went and destroyed the entire lot of most appliances, Amalthea is making a list of the items that will need to be replaced. A fridge, a blender, a toaster, a microwave...this will take some time

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[shortentheworld]

[There's a low hum and a shaking in the ground. A few rocks are shaking against the earth and suddenly, out of nowhere, a massive, pink (and incredibly tacky)car comes careening through, kicking up dust and coming to a screeching halt as it smashes into a pile of barrels next to a barn, utterly destroying them but leaving the barn intact as a man leaps out of the car seconds before the crash. He just stands, seemingly proud of himself. A single tear runs down his cheek from underneath his sunglasses.]

[knowslove]

[Amalthea watches the display with a mildly arched brow. What is this...]

Hello?

[shortentheworld]

Yo.

[He says nonchalantly as the pile of barrels falls over again and one rolls over to his legs as he plants a foot on one.]

[knowslove]

Who are you, sir?

[shortentheworld]

I'm glad you asked that.

My name's Straight Cougar, Miss.

[knowslove]

You do not look feline.