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Have you ever kissed someone in a bathroom?
NO not that I recall
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Water
Ever kissed someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend?
teeheheehehfvwbdsh yes
What is your current annoyance?
friends
Are you afraid of roller coasters
absolutely NOT
Do you get distracted easily?
mostly
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
turned off freaks & geeks
Are you jealous of someone?
unfortunately
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i don't think so
Ever kissed in the rain?
yes. and in sprinklers!
When is your birthday?
march 30
What are you listening to?
freaks & geeks
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
yessssss
Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
i've been considering it, but he just seems busy. i know he wants to hang out again. this has been confirmed. hahahaha
How many girls do you fully trust?
three or four or five
How many guys do you fully trust?
two or three
Do you curse in front of your parents?
i could...like, they wouldn't care...but i only do it rarely
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yeah probably
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
a lot a lot
Who was your last text from?
my mom!
Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
sometimes i subscribe to that theory
Do you have a friend named Dan?
a few, actually
How did you last injure yourself?
i hit my elbow at work today and have a nice bruise there now
How's your heart lately?
good, thanks
Would you ever donate blood?
if it was necessary
Do you have a bruise from the opposite sex?
i don't think so. nope.
Miss anything from your past?
certain people sometimes
Don't you think that people that smoke are gross?
nah
Do you wear any rings on your left ring finger?
i can't do rings really
What sounds are you currently hearing?
freaks & geeks, my computer breathing
What is something big and upcoming that you are excited for?
concerts, going down the shore for the first time this summer....woo......hoo.
Do you get frustrated quickly?
i think so. trying to work on that
When was the last time you received a heartfelt apology from someone?
lol everyone i know can't admit they're wrong. ever.
If you can't sleep at night, what thought is keeping you awake?
my stupid crush, work, waking up early (irony!)
Do you think love is sometimes just a waste of time and energy?
never
How do you feel about the saying "good things come to those who wait"?
i hate waiting
Is there something you want to let go of?
definitely
How important is trust?
very, but i have trouble believing people, let alone trusting them
Do you really wanna please everybody?
i don't care about pleasing everybody. fuck everybody!
What was the last movie you watched?
stand by me
Would you date someone who lived in another state?
i've never done it, but i may try it. i've gotten real attached in past experiences and feel like it wouldn't go well, but i'd try it if i felt he was worth it
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
yup
Do you laugh a lot?
yes
What are the bad things you've heard people say about you?
obnoxious, annoying, loud. GOTCHA BITCH!
Do you have an older brother?
nope. younger
Do you believe in karma?
yes
Did you have a good birthday this year?
i guess
How many true friends do you have?
three or four
Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
i don't remember
What mood are you in right now?
optimistic
Is your room ever clean?
never
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
i don't fuckin know!
Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
yes. mom. and amy.
At this very moment, what exactly are you doing?
this QUESTTIONNAIRE
Anyone you were good friends with, that you no longer get along with?
duh
Do you have a YouTube account?
yes!
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
yup! i've rarely liked someone of my own age in the past
Have you ever kissed someone that was high?
yes
Anything you are looking forward to?
concerts, hanging out with my asian crush, the beach, asbury park fireworks, THE BATTERY FOR MY CANON AE-1 TO ARRIVE. AND THE NEW SEASON OF WEEDS.
Do you trust all of your friends?
absolutely not
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
are we talking about myspace top friends? because i don't think i would live with those top friends because that hasn't been updated in a long time. but if we are talking about real life top friends then yes
Have you stayed the night at any of your top friend's house?
yes
What did you have for breakfast?
the best chocolate croissant i have ever had in my entire life. AND IT WAS FROM STOP & SHOP
Could you cry right now?
no
Do you like the rain?
yes
If you were to push someone off of a mountain who would it be?
carrot top, rachael ray
whats your zodiac sign?
aries
When was the last time you were complimented?
wednesday night at the supermarket by mrs. poopy
If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT
Do you regret anything you've done lately?
nope
Last place you went out to eat?
doc's in denville! SO GOOD
Whats your name?
carly
Weekend plans?
WORKING HOORAY. and borrowing role models from someone at work and then WATCHING ROLE MODELS
Last thing to upset you?
my life
Have you ever been to a tanning bed?
nope
Today, did you hug a person you have feelings for?
my mom...?
What color eyes do you have?
hazel but i've been told otherwise at times
If out of the blue, someone asked you to sing a Madonna song, what would you pick?
like a virgin probably
Are your nails painted any special color?
pinkish because i get tot test out this nail polish and get paid FORTY CASH KABBALAH DOLLAHS
Do you think you'll make a good parent?
hahaha maybe
Do you have an unusual name for your pet?
well nina's name is nina because we stole her from our neighbors, and cosmo had a bunch of different names when we first got her. the previous owners called her little elvis or tiny e when she was born, maybe cause she's black and white, and then we got her and called her cosmo but i tried to keep the little elvis thing going, and my brother called her scrumpy
What color do you want your car to be?
any. right now, chad is black
What's are your siblings' middle names?
dylan
Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't?
yes
Are you taller than 5'5"?
yes. i think. no.
Have you memorized your social security number?
yes
Do you want any tattoos? If so, what do you want?
not at the moment
Is there someone in your life you wish you never met?
nah
Can you dry-swallow pills?
i just swallowed a pill in general for the first time this past february!
Is there that one guy/girl that you'll always have feelings for no matter what?
yes
When's the last time you spent time with your cousins?
some birthday party or death or something
What kind of lip balm do you use?
burt's bee's
What's your youngest sibling's name?
jeremy
Which beach would you say is your favorite?
of the ones i've been to, probably asbury park, although i do enjoy the seaside boardwalk
What kind of cookie is your favorite?
chocolate chip! or coconut chocolate chip mbdauafvjafbvfhi;q
Have you ever gone to see a movie passed 9:00 PM?
yup
Would you rather hold hands or link arms with your significant other?
hold hands. that way if they can handle my sweaty hands i know they are a keeper
Truth be told, are you more into looks or personalities the most?
both
Have you ever looked up which signs are most compatible with your zodiac?
nope, although i didn't used to look when i was reading j-14
How many people do you know with your name?
too many. nah, only like four
Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
blue and yellow and pink striped
What's your favorite room in your house?
MY ROOM. CAUSE IT'S THE COOLEST ROOM IS THE HIZZOUSE
Are you pregnant?
lol
What kind of dog do you have?
the invisible kind
Also, I found a funny website, dumbbaby.net
it has funny things like this:
Dear President Obama,
I know you want to save the Earth, but people don’t want to clean. My life is to clean up all the world and help you to clean. I always dream of cleaning the world for you. I’ll do anything for you because you are the president in this world.
Stephanie Gonzalez, age 7, Los Angeles
It's like Danny Tanner had a baby with Captain Planet.
and this
Dear Presidental Man
How are you? I am cool. I like Hamtaro and Ninja Turtles. One day my mom spanked me because I wouldn’t stop pretending to be Rapheal. He is the coolest ninja turtles. I think you should make it illegal for people to make fun of other people just because they are too scared to use the unrinal. Its embarrassing because that make fun of me for peeing in the stall and then they take my shirt and put it in the toilet so I have to wear a shirt that is wet and smells like pee. Also libraries shouldn’t have things on the computers that prevent you from looking at porn. Why are my tax dollars restricting freedom of speech? I think you are cool Im glad you beet bush. Goodbye
Love Johnny.