"I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour."
So, I once again sit in the library bored stiff. I'm really excited about going home though. I haven't seen the family in quite a while. Highlights, here I come. I don't like this dark natural color bullshit unless it's winter. And seeing as how I'm tan now....it's very unappealing. I hope Grace and Houston are having a good time, but I'm sure they are *ahem*. Grace, did you like my message last night...it was the best Korean mother imitation I could muster after consuming three units of alcohol. Am complete lush of late. Probably because am too cheap to be complete heroine addict. "I'M NOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS, I'M ADDICTED TO GLAMOUR." That has to be the best quote in the whole world. So, I'm tan, blonde, and drink like a fish...hrm...if only I had sex in front of cameras and was a trustarian then could be one of Hilton sisters. Oh yeah, and the little problem of not having a vagina might enter the picture. Sheena and I are going out tonight with De(gah, she is so fucking glamorous!); however, I'm not sure what we're going to be doing tonight besides getting bloody drunk. But I guess it doesn't really matter where I'm going if am completely anebriated)not good with spelling).
The beach is still calling me. Sheena and I decided last night we should just lay out on the beach all day every day and drink pina coladas until we're too drunk to realize we're sunburned, and we should hire a secretary to record all of our intellectual (haha) thoughts while we ponder the existance of the world and life's other probing questions. I'm usually able to come up with a very clear answer to all of them if under the influence. Last night the funniest shit ever happened...Sheena said "It's so sexy when Caleb smokes a cigarette when he's playing guitar." I misunderstood her and got "It's so sexy when Caleb smokes a cigarette when he's on top of me." So, I then asked," How do you keep your hair from catching fire?" By the end of laughing until we hurt we had come to the conclusion that the phrase "My eye doubles as an ashtray" would be a really good pickup line. She's so fucking cool.
Anyway, Grace and said boyfriend, have a really great time this weekend and have lots of kinky, funny stories to tell me when I get back. I'm looking forward to seeing you next week, Houston. Peace and blessings.
The beach is still calling me. Sheena and I decided last night we should just lay out on the beach all day every day and drink pina coladas until we're too drunk to realize we're sunburned, and we should hire a secretary to record all of our intellectual (haha) thoughts while we ponder the existance of the world and life's other probing questions. I'm usually able to come up with a very clear answer to all of them if under the influence. Last night the funniest shit ever happened...Sheena said "It's so sexy when Caleb smokes a cigarette when he's playing guitar." I misunderstood her and got "It's so sexy when Caleb smokes a cigarette when he's on top of me." So, I then asked," How do you keep your hair from catching fire?" By the end of laughing until we hurt we had come to the conclusion that the phrase "My eye doubles as an ashtray" would be a really good pickup line. She's so fucking cool.
Anyway, Grace and said boyfriend, have a really great time this weekend and have lots of kinky, funny stories to tell me when I get back. I'm looking forward to seeing you next week, Houston. Peace and blessings.