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GREGORY's SANDALS
written by marrianne and michael
fariss 82: you should write a book
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: omg! we should
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: what shall we call it
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: ill right it right here and now
fariss 82: gregorys sandals
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: oh wow
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: i <3 it
fariss 82: i bet you <3 it.
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: awesome yo
fariss 82: yoseph
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: how do we start it? the ol' fashoin sexy once upon and mutha
fuckin time?
fariss 82: yes
fariss 82: there was a boy named gregory with some bitchin sandals
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: there is a tree on the front cover
fariss 82: with a lion in the bushes
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: keep going with the story
fariss 82: okay well his sandals were mighty fine and like lil john got krunk with him and yanked those bitches away and gregory cried and the lion ate lil johns face right off
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: then gregorys grandmother made him some chocolate milk. and the lion and his sister
fariss 82: and then she put in a fresh movie and the lion and gregory held hands but the lions sister just licked herself
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: as the movie went on. gregory and the lion got a little more intamite. and started slapping eachother in the face with there tails...the lion won of corse only because gregory had no tail
fariss 82: so he grew one
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: it was hot....gregory loved his new tail...he ran, jumped, and even swam with it. the lion began to get jealous of gregory's new tail....
fariss 82: so one night he came up with a brilliant plan to sling from a tree , into gregorys window and steal his new tail..
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: in the morning gregory noticed his tail was missing in action. he was so b ummed about it. he went and ate donuts at a garden...
fariss 82: where he met a lady bug named gerda and she had a huge purse and gave gregory a kleenex because his tears were falling
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: gregory asked gerda to marry him. but she broke his heart and told him about her disfuctional penis....
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: it was sad
fariss 82: then gerda tap danced to the slide and gregory followed in that same movement
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: the night soon ended after dancing and laughter. the lion made out with a frog...
fariss 82: the end
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: no way
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: you forgot the part about where the sandals became hockey goalies
fariss 82: oh i left out that part?!
fariss 82: shit
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: yep
fariss 82: you tell it, you're better than me
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: the end
written by marrianne and michael
fariss 82: you should write a book
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: omg! we should
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: what shall we call it
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: ill right it right here and now
fariss 82: gregorys sandals
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: oh wow
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: i <3 it
fariss 82: i bet you <3 it.
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: awesome yo
fariss 82: yoseph
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: how do we start it? the ol' fashoin sexy once upon and mutha
fuckin time?
fariss 82: yes
fariss 82: there was a boy named gregory with some bitchin sandals
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: there is a tree on the front cover
fariss 82: with a lion in the bushes
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: keep going with the story
fariss 82: okay well his sandals were mighty fine and like lil john got krunk with him and yanked those bitches away and gregory cried and the lion ate lil johns face right off
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: then gregorys grandmother made him some chocolate milk. and the lion and his sister
fariss 82: and then she put in a fresh movie and the lion and gregory held hands but the lions sister just licked herself
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: as the movie went on. gregory and the lion got a little more intamite. and started slapping eachother in the face with there tails...the lion won of corse only because gregory had no tail
fariss 82: so he grew one
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: it was hot....gregory loved his new tail...he ran, jumped, and even swam with it. the lion began to get jealous of gregory's new tail....
fariss 82: so one night he came up with a brilliant plan to sling from a tree , into gregorys window and steal his new tail..
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: in the morning gregory noticed his tail was missing in action. he was so b ummed about it. he went and ate donuts at a garden...
fariss 82: where he met a lady bug named gerda and she had a huge purse and gave gregory a kleenex because his tears were falling
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: gregory asked gerda to marry him. but she broke his heart and told him about her disfuctional penis....
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: it was sad
fariss 82: then gerda tap danced to the slide and gregory followed in that same movement
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: the night soon ended after dancing and laughter. the lion made out with a frog...
fariss 82: the end
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: no way
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: you forgot the part about where the sandals became hockey goalies
fariss 82: oh i left out that part?!
fariss 82: shit
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: yep
fariss 82: you tell it, you're better than me
MiSsMaRyJaneeEe: the end