Brain is so weird!
This is a convo between me and Brian:
Me: The pumpernickle sleeps in the breadbox at 8:00 pm on a sunday...
Brian: What pumpernickle?
Me: It is a bread.
Brian: Right, but which loaf of it?
Me:There is more that one?
Brian: Yes, there are several factories producing many loaves of at this very moment, particularly in the mid-weastern region.
Me: Wow, that is a new piece of information to me! lol
Brian: Yes.
Me: But i dont know maybe wonder bread or balloon bread as I call it.
Brian: No, thats white bread.
Me: Oh, i got it, there is a difference, i mean, it's bread. Whats the difference? I mean it is a different color but i thought that was to make it look pretty.
Brian: Whit bread is derived from several different substances, mostly chemicals, while other breads come from rye, wheat or pumpernickle seeds, among other things.
Me: Oh, i see. Well thanks for the info on the the bread, and how do you know all this?
Brian: I dont know it is just common knowlage.
Me: Oh okay, well I don't have much of that.
(All grammar by Amanda Maccarone, need grammar corrections? CAll 1-800-555-emo1)
Disclamer:
Not acual screen-names were used.
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HonkIfULikeHam27: u can read minds
RiotGirl9090: yes i can!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: cool
HonkIfULikeHam27: u have a power
RiotGirl9090: yes i doooooo!
HonkIfULikeHam27: i can fly just like peter pan
RiotGirl9090: cool!
HonkIfULikeHam27: and his little bud tink
HonkIfULikeHam27: but not like wendy
HonkIfULikeHam27: because she needs dust to fly
RiotGirl9090: im jelouse!!
yep
RiotGirl9090: i like tinker belle
HonkIfULikeHam27: i can just fly i don't need any stinkin dust
HonkIfULikeHam27: that bitch
RiotGirl9090: lol
HonkIfULikeHam27: thinks she is sooooo cool brcause peter came to her house and all
RiotGirl9090: yeah...your right
HonkIfULikeHam27: but she does not know what is coming to her house next and that would be me to beat that ho up
RiotGirl9090: hell yeah!
RiotGirl9090: lets jump her!!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: and then we will see who got that elf in green tights
RiotGirl9090: all you!
RiotGirl9090: he is allllll yours1
HonkIfULikeHam27: yeah bitch
HonkIfULikeHam27: lol
HonkIfULikeHam27: and cinderella don't get me started on her
HonkIfULikeHam27: she think she is so cool
HonkIfULikeHam27: with her glass shit and all
RiotGirl9090: ohhh i feel the same way about snow white!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: o that whore
RiotGirl9090: she is livin with 7 men! what? that ho!
HonkIfULikeHam27: with her prince and that fucking kiss because of some apple o nigga plese
HonkIfULikeHam27: *please
RiotGirl9090: mmmm hmmm, and why the hell would you take an apple from so saggy old lady? stupid ass bitch!
HonkIfULikeHam27: and that under the sea bitch
HonkIfULikeHam27: why is she not all wrinkle
HonkIfULikeHam27: after staying in that water so long
RiotGirl9090: i wonder the same thing!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: answer that one
RiotGirl9090: and how does she breath
HonkIfULikeHam27: and jasmen
RiotGirl9090: and talk>?
HonkIfULikeHam27: that bitch thinks she all that
HonkIfULikeHam27: well shea anit
HonkIfULikeHam27: *she
RiotGirl9090: the only disney chick i like is alice
HonkIfULikeHam27: yeah she did noting wrong
HonkIfULikeHam27: but the rabbit
HonkIfULikeHam27: .....
RiotGirl9090: dude, she was just tryin to get home!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: i know
RiotGirl9090: oh that rabbit "im late im late im late" screw that shit! wake up earlyer!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: lol
HonkIfULikeHam27: thaty white ass
HonkIfULikeHam27: what don't he have an alarm clock he has about 50 million other watch
Me: The pumpernickle sleeps in the breadbox at 8:00 pm on a sunday...
Brian: What pumpernickle?
Me: It is a bread.
Brian: Right, but which loaf of it?
Me:There is more that one?
Brian: Yes, there are several factories producing many loaves of at this very moment, particularly in the mid-weastern region.
Me: Wow, that is a new piece of information to me! lol
Brian: Yes.
Me: But i dont know maybe wonder bread or balloon bread as I call it.
Brian: No, thats white bread.
Me: Oh, i got it, there is a difference, i mean, it's bread. Whats the difference? I mean it is a different color but i thought that was to make it look pretty.
Brian: Whit bread is derived from several different substances, mostly chemicals, while other breads come from rye, wheat or pumpernickle seeds, among other things.
Me: Oh, i see. Well thanks for the info on the the bread, and how do you know all this?
Brian: I dont know it is just common knowlage.
Me: Oh okay, well I don't have much of that.
(All grammar by Amanda Maccarone, need grammar corrections? CAll 1-800-555-emo1)
Disclamer:
Not acual screen-names were used.
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HonkIfULikeHam27: u can read minds
RiotGirl9090: yes i can!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: cool
HonkIfULikeHam27: u have a power
RiotGirl9090: yes i doooooo!
HonkIfULikeHam27: i can fly just like peter pan
RiotGirl9090: cool!
HonkIfULikeHam27: and his little bud tink
HonkIfULikeHam27: but not like wendy
HonkIfULikeHam27: because she needs dust to fly
RiotGirl9090: im jelouse!!
yep
RiotGirl9090: i like tinker belle
HonkIfULikeHam27: i can just fly i don't need any stinkin dust
HonkIfULikeHam27: that bitch
RiotGirl9090: lol
HonkIfULikeHam27: thinks she is sooooo cool brcause peter came to her house and all
RiotGirl9090: yeah...your right
HonkIfULikeHam27: but she does not know what is coming to her house next and that would be me to beat that ho up
RiotGirl9090: hell yeah!
RiotGirl9090: lets jump her!!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: and then we will see who got that elf in green tights
RiotGirl9090: all you!
RiotGirl9090: he is allllll yours1
HonkIfULikeHam27: yeah bitch
HonkIfULikeHam27: lol
HonkIfULikeHam27: and cinderella don't get me started on her
HonkIfULikeHam27: she think she is so cool
HonkIfULikeHam27: with her glass shit and all
RiotGirl9090: ohhh i feel the same way about snow white!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: o that whore
RiotGirl9090: she is livin with 7 men! what? that ho!
HonkIfULikeHam27: with her prince and that fucking kiss because of some apple o nigga plese
HonkIfULikeHam27: *please
RiotGirl9090: mmmm hmmm, and why the hell would you take an apple from so saggy old lady? stupid ass bitch!
HonkIfULikeHam27: and that under the sea bitch
HonkIfULikeHam27: why is she not all wrinkle
HonkIfULikeHam27: after staying in that water so long
RiotGirl9090: i wonder the same thing!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: answer that one
RiotGirl9090: and how does she breath
HonkIfULikeHam27: and jasmen
RiotGirl9090: and talk>?
HonkIfULikeHam27: that bitch thinks she all that
HonkIfULikeHam27: well shea anit
HonkIfULikeHam27: *she
RiotGirl9090: the only disney chick i like is alice
HonkIfULikeHam27: yeah she did noting wrong
HonkIfULikeHam27: but the rabbit
HonkIfULikeHam27: .....
RiotGirl9090: dude, she was just tryin to get home!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: i know
RiotGirl9090: oh that rabbit "im late im late im late" screw that shit! wake up earlyer!!
HonkIfULikeHam27: lol
HonkIfULikeHam27: thaty white ass
HonkIfULikeHam27: what don't he have an alarm clock he has about 50 million other watch