Character meme~
Was too long for my dA journal~ *hears crickets chirp* XD;; Right-o...
Choose 10 of your OCs. Or ten of your favorite people (like friends, family, celebrities-- anyone you think is cool), but you can't choose yourself.
1: Khaxus
2: Kuno
3: Espen
4: Sahbar
5: Robin
6: Carmen
7: Mistral Cunningham
8: Felix
9: Kane
10: Deo
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
….Felix would probably blow up the flatware? =A=;; And then Espen would be all depressed, because that was his favorite flatware, and he REALLY doesn't want to ask his rich parents for any more money for that week, so he eats straight off the table for the next several days.
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
OMGAWD. Kane would NEVER go to a strip club XD;; He'd consider that a crime against feminism. But if for some godforsaken reason he *did* ask her to go to a strip club, Robin would probably kinda grin, raising an eyebrow, and ask for his reasons… after which, he would be far too embarrassed to continue trying to coerce her =3=
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
…Shit. Why the two pervs? =A=;; *is scared of both of them*
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
………………*CRACKS. UP.* Deo (10) would be like, "…" and Kuno (2) would be like, "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" And Mistral (7) would be like, "…What… what the hell's going on…? K… KUNO?! ONE YEAR OF DOCKED PAY DDDD<" And Kuno would be like, "WHAT THE HELL! It's not my fault, you goddamned pencil-pusher! Somebody must've put things in our drinks!" And Deo would calmly walk from the room, and Kuno would chase after him, looking panicked. And Mistral would rush off to brush his teeth.
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
…Umm… Well, I guess I can see Espen (3) falling in love/lust with Carmen (6), but… Felix… being jealous? XD;; Um, well I guess if he WERE jealous, he'd just try to kill Espen. And probably succeed. Sooo… yeah. Let's not go there XD
6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
=A=;; Um… try… none of the above? Especially since it was SAHBAR (a rabies virus) who attacked me… XD;; Their responses:
Deo (10) - …Are you… infected? Do you need a doctor? I can call an ambulance… *pulls out his cell phone from a safe distance*
Kuno (2)- …*starts to walk off… then comes back, sees if I'm unconscious, steals my wallet, and walks off*
Mistral (7)- ...*gives me a half-glance, and keeps walking*
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
You have relatively good food? Kha LOVES food, and is a surprisingly good cook XD;; I mean, you're not gonna get blackened salmon or anything, but you'd prolly get some pretty decent fried chicken X3
8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
He stays relatively calm, tears the car apart to get her out (um yeah… he's a beef bus and can shred cars… XD), dresses her wounds, and then carries her to the hospital.
If I were in trouble, I'd definitely want Kane to be there XD;;
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Espen (3) probably wouldn't marry Sahbar (4) because Sabs is a virus, and probably wouldn't marry Felix (8) because he… uh… likes blowing shit up… so probably Kane (9), because he's the most sane? Although Felix would probably get insanely jealous and end up esploding him anyway, so… yeeeah. Bad situations all around XD;;
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
This is actually… very plausible O__o;; I mean, Mistral (7) DID kidnap Kuno (2) (as a teenager). Robin's pretty caring, so she might've tried to help Kuno before he turned into a bastard. Mistral would probably demand that she kill somebody for him that she'd been previously unwilling to kill (she works for him as an assassin, so yeah… very plausible XD;; )
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Again with Carmen (1) or Khaxus (6)?? ;A; Why can't I meet somebody that WON'T seduce me??
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
…Because Deo's high on something? O__o; I can think of no other possible reason.
..Sahbar would happily accept, though X3
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Nope XD Almost everyone there is some sort of killer. Espen's only chance in hell would be to strike lavish poses, and hope somebody decided to smex him instead of killing him XD;;
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Well for one, Kuno (2) would burst a blood vessel if he actually ended up with Deo (10) XD;;
And Felix (8) would probably crash their wedding, fuss at Kane (who would apologize) for not telling him about it, cause a big scene, and then eventually be calmed down by Kane, who would physically restrain him until he'd regained himself XD;;
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Yeah, in a way. Carmen (6) is afraid that Mistral (7) because Mistral is a manipulative bastard. He can't get you physically, but he can injure you emotionally in ways you'd never imagine XD;; So yeah, almost all of the Kampf members are scared of Mistral in some way.
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Pretty well. Felix would get bored, but Kane would pacify him. Khaxus and Carmen would probably head off to shag somewhere. Everyone else would probably be slightly bored, but would listen all the same. Espen and Kuno would be enthralled by his lips. Sahbar would be honestly fascinated by the childish story he would tell XD
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Um… Kha probably wouldn't arrive at all, except to get some arse… so he would arrive late because the wedding itself wasn't what he came for?
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Robin and Kane would probably get all giggly, talk about stupid things, and then go to sleep in a mess of covers like girlfriends should.
Kane is a sweety ;w;
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Espen, Carmen, Sahbar go for Felix's birthday…
It goes pretty well…
Espen gets him some fireworks.
Carmen gets him a pack of cherry bombs.
Sahber gets him a pack of nerve endings, pulsing with unspent electricity.
All in all, it's a great birthday for Felix >w<
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Khaxus is protesting me holding him back too much…
Kuno is protesting me not letting him get with Deo enough…
Espen's protesting me not letting him get with Deo enough…
Sahbar's protesting me ignoring him lately…
Robin's protesting me not drawing her a decent reference…
Carmen's protesting me… oh wait, no she's not, she's just… IS THAT A SNIPER RIFLE? *ducks*
Mistral is protesting his low wages…
Felix is protesting his design… he says he's been eating more lately and would like it to show…
Kane is protesting everyone protesting… he hates arguments~
Deo is protesting the fact that even though I think SO much about him, I just can't decide on a design or personality ;w;
…and I'm ignoring them all X3
21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
…*cough* …Um… this actually almost happens… and… uh… *kinda feels like she's giving away a spoiler* =3=;;
…Oh well. Yeah, Kuno (2) kills Kane (9). I might change that though, because I love Kane ;A;
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
PFFT. Carmen (6) saves herself, man XD;; Khaxus (1) and the rest of the world can go to hell in a handbasket, for all she cares.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
…They all fail pretty hard…
…But… umm… maybe Felix? Without Kane, he's pretty much just a destructive force, spinning out of control.
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Robin (5) is trapped, Deo (10) comes to rescue her, and… um… rescues her? XD Deo's pretty talented, when he wants to be.
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Espen (3)… Nobody shows up. Would YOU trust your kids with that party queen?
26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Felix joins in X3 Obviously everyone here is on acid. That's the only possible excuse.
27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Kuno (2) promptly shreds Khaxus' (1) fanfiction, destroys all of his personal belongings, and then hounds him for months to make sure that Khaxus doesn't secretly harbor some affection for Deo.
Kane and Deo are oblivious owo
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Probably. He makes a point to always excel in what he sets out to do. So if he didn't cook the best damned apple pie ever, he'd go on a silent homicidal rampage, giving his assassins orders to take out all the apple pies in town to make sure his was the best. …or something like that X3
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Felix blows up some squirrels. They survive.
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie, pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
They both freak out (Felix is great with human fights, but supernatural things scare the living daylights out of him), completely lose their heads, run screaming into the woods, and become completely lost. Both are found a few months later, barely clinging onto sanity.
…Kuno is, of course, snickering from the shadows, calmly disposing his skillfully-made costume.
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Khaxus: back to Oblivion to chase tail
Kuno: back to Espen's place to hound Deo
Espen: back to his own apartment, snarling at Kuno that he should get his own place and leave himself and Deo alone
Sahbar: INTO YOUR BRAIN >DDD Bwahhaha~
Robin: back to her loft to await orders from Mistral about their next assignment
Carmen: to a bar
Mistral: to his office, to decide where to make his next move
Felix: hauled off by Kane, who would like him to NOT blow anything up tonight
Kane: hauling off Felix, back to their apartment
Deo: back to Espen's apartment, ignoring Kuno and Espen's bickering
Choose 10 of your OCs. Or ten of your favorite people (like friends, family, celebrities-- anyone you think is cool), but you can't choose yourself.
1: Khaxus
2: Kuno
3: Espen
4: Sahbar
5: Robin
6: Carmen
7: Mistral Cunningham
8: Felix
9: Kane
10: Deo
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
….Felix would probably blow up the flatware? =A=;; And then Espen would be all depressed, because that was his favorite flatware, and he REALLY doesn't want to ask his rich parents for any more money for that week, so he eats straight off the table for the next several days.
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
OMGAWD. Kane would NEVER go to a strip club XD;; He'd consider that a crime against feminism. But if for some godforsaken reason he *did* ask her to go to a strip club, Robin would probably kinda grin, raising an eyebrow, and ask for his reasons… after which, he would be far too embarrassed to continue trying to coerce her =3=
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
…Shit. Why the two pervs? =A=;; *is scared of both of them*
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
………………*CRACKS. UP.* Deo (10) would be like, "…" and Kuno (2) would be like, "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" And Mistral (7) would be like, "…What… what the hell's going on…? K… KUNO?! ONE YEAR OF DOCKED PAY DDDD<" And Kuno would be like, "WHAT THE HELL! It's not my fault, you goddamned pencil-pusher! Somebody must've put things in our drinks!" And Deo would calmly walk from the room, and Kuno would chase after him, looking panicked. And Mistral would rush off to brush his teeth.
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
…Umm… Well, I guess I can see Espen (3) falling in love/lust with Carmen (6), but… Felix… being jealous? XD;; Um, well I guess if he WERE jealous, he'd just try to kill Espen. And probably succeed. Sooo… yeah. Let's not go there XD
6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
=A=;; Um… try… none of the above? Especially since it was SAHBAR (a rabies virus) who attacked me… XD;; Their responses:
Deo (10) - …Are you… infected? Do you need a doctor? I can call an ambulance… *pulls out his cell phone from a safe distance*
Kuno (2)- …*starts to walk off… then comes back, sees if I'm unconscious, steals my wallet, and walks off*
Mistral (7)- ...*gives me a half-glance, and keeps walking*
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
You have relatively good food? Kha LOVES food, and is a surprisingly good cook XD;; I mean, you're not gonna get blackened salmon or anything, but you'd prolly get some pretty decent fried chicken X3
8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
He stays relatively calm, tears the car apart to get her out (um yeah… he's a beef bus and can shred cars… XD), dresses her wounds, and then carries her to the hospital.
If I were in trouble, I'd definitely want Kane to be there XD;;
9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Espen (3) probably wouldn't marry Sahbar (4) because Sabs is a virus, and probably wouldn't marry Felix (8) because he… uh… likes blowing shit up… so probably Kane (9), because he's the most sane? Although Felix would probably get insanely jealous and end up esploding him anyway, so… yeeeah. Bad situations all around XD;;
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
This is actually… very plausible O__o;; I mean, Mistral (7) DID kidnap Kuno (2) (as a teenager). Robin's pretty caring, so she might've tried to help Kuno before he turned into a bastard. Mistral would probably demand that she kill somebody for him that she'd been previously unwilling to kill (she works for him as an assassin, so yeah… very plausible XD;; )
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Again with Carmen (1) or Khaxus (6)?? ;A; Why can't I meet somebody that WON'T seduce me??
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
…Because Deo's high on something? O__o; I can think of no other possible reason.
..Sahbar would happily accept, though X3
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Nope XD Almost everyone there is some sort of killer. Espen's only chance in hell would be to strike lavish poses, and hope somebody decided to smex him instead of killing him XD;;
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Well for one, Kuno (2) would burst a blood vessel if he actually ended up with Deo (10) XD;;
And Felix (8) would probably crash their wedding, fuss at Kane (who would apologize) for not telling him about it, cause a big scene, and then eventually be calmed down by Kane, who would physically restrain him until he'd regained himself XD;;
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Yeah, in a way. Carmen (6) is afraid that Mistral (7) because Mistral is a manipulative bastard. He can't get you physically, but he can injure you emotionally in ways you'd never imagine XD;; So yeah, almost all of the Kampf members are scared of Mistral in some way.
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Pretty well. Felix would get bored, but Kane would pacify him. Khaxus and Carmen would probably head off to shag somewhere. Everyone else would probably be slightly bored, but would listen all the same. Espen and Kuno would be enthralled by his lips. Sahbar would be honestly fascinated by the childish story he would tell XD
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Um… Kha probably wouldn't arrive at all, except to get some arse… so he would arrive late because the wedding itself wasn't what he came for?
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Robin and Kane would probably get all giggly, talk about stupid things, and then go to sleep in a mess of covers like girlfriends should.
Kane is a sweety ;w;
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Espen, Carmen, Sahbar go for Felix's birthday…
It goes pretty well…
Espen gets him some fireworks.
Carmen gets him a pack of cherry bombs.
Sahber gets him a pack of nerve endings, pulsing with unspent electricity.
All in all, it's a great birthday for Felix >w<
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Khaxus is protesting me holding him back too much…
Kuno is protesting me not letting him get with Deo enough…
Espen's protesting me not letting him get with Deo enough…
Sahbar's protesting me ignoring him lately…
Robin's protesting me not drawing her a decent reference…
Carmen's protesting me… oh wait, no she's not, she's just… IS THAT A SNIPER RIFLE? *ducks*
Mistral is protesting his low wages…
Felix is protesting his design… he says he's been eating more lately and would like it to show…
Kane is protesting everyone protesting… he hates arguments~
Deo is protesting the fact that even though I think SO much about him, I just can't decide on a design or personality ;w;
…and I'm ignoring them all X3
21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
…*cough* …Um… this actually almost happens… and… uh… *kinda feels like she's giving away a spoiler* =3=;;
…Oh well. Yeah, Kuno (2) kills Kane (9). I might change that though, because I love Kane ;A;
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
PFFT. Carmen (6) saves herself, man XD;; Khaxus (1) and the rest of the world can go to hell in a handbasket, for all she cares.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
…They all fail pretty hard…
…But… umm… maybe Felix? Without Kane, he's pretty much just a destructive force, spinning out of control.
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Robin (5) is trapped, Deo (10) comes to rescue her, and… um… rescues her? XD Deo's pretty talented, when he wants to be.
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Espen (3)… Nobody shows up. Would YOU trust your kids with that party queen?
26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Felix joins in X3 Obviously everyone here is on acid. That's the only possible excuse.
27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Kuno (2) promptly shreds Khaxus' (1) fanfiction, destroys all of his personal belongings, and then hounds him for months to make sure that Khaxus doesn't secretly harbor some affection for Deo.
Kane and Deo are oblivious owo
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Probably. He makes a point to always excel in what he sets out to do. So if he didn't cook the best damned apple pie ever, he'd go on a silent homicidal rampage, giving his assassins orders to take out all the apple pies in town to make sure his was the best. …or something like that X3
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Felix blows up some squirrels. They survive.
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie, pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
They both freak out (Felix is great with human fights, but supernatural things scare the living daylights out of him), completely lose their heads, run screaming into the woods, and become completely lost. Both are found a few months later, barely clinging onto sanity.
…Kuno is, of course, snickering from the shadows, calmly disposing his skillfully-made costume.
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Khaxus: back to Oblivion to chase tail
Kuno: back to Espen's place to hound Deo
Espen: back to his own apartment, snarling at Kuno that he should get his own place and leave himself and Deo alone
Sahbar: INTO YOUR BRAIN >DDD Bwahhaha~
Robin: back to her loft to await orders from Mistral about their next assignment
Carmen: to a bar
Mistral: to his office, to decide where to make his next move
Felix: hauled off by Kane, who would like him to NOT blow anything up tonight
Kane: hauling off Felix, back to their apartment
Deo: back to Espen's apartment, ignoring Kuno and Espen's bickering