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[farfairersoul]

Has anyone else happened to notice anything...odd?

[Footsteps; Razer is walking. They stop abruptly after a moment.]

That isn't right at all.

Perhaps--ah...

[Long silence.]

Precursors, how in hell is it even possible to get lost on this level? It's--

It's supposed to be--

[Another pause. There's the sound of a gloved hand slapping the

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[blitzmeister]

[He's just laughing. So hard. So much laughing. You sound pathetic, minion.]

[farfairersoul]

Oh just shut up.

[...FUCK.]

I think you deserve to hear that significantly more often than you do, for the record.

[What the hell.]

1/idek

[blitzmeister]

[WHAT]

[blitzmeister]

[What was THAT.]

[blitzmeister]

[WHAT. WAS. THAT.]

[blitzmeister]

[Oh no you did NOT.]

[blitzmeister]

[He isn't saying anything right now because he does NOT trust himself with all this shit going on.]

okay now done

[blitzmeister]

[BUT HE IS REMEMBERING THIS AND YOU ARE SO DEAD MINION.]

[farfairersoul]

Ahh, speechless for once in your unnaturally long life.

[His tone turns very bitter.]

Music to my ears.

[There's a pause, then he mutters under his breath.]

Dear Mar I am so glad you need me too much to kill me.

[Then he has a nice OH FUCK moment because that isn't locked, is it? What's the key sequence to lock it? HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DECK HE'S ON HIS FINGERS AREN'T LISTENING ANY MORE THAN THE REST OF HIM.]

[Locked to Razer] he's using that voice

[blitzmeister]

End this.

Now.

[Locked to Blitz // 90% Unhackable]

[farfairersoul]

[FUCK FUCK FUCK.]

Yes sir.

[Click.]