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I appear to have in my possession one of those oh-so-sought-after hopping golden creatures.
[He's had it for a while, obviously, but for the most part has left it to its own devices; he's barely been in his room anyway. He's honestly surprised the thing has lived this long.]
Fortunately for some of you, I am not interested enough in the workings of this madhouse to utilize it for my own use.
I have heard that people are, ah, bargaining for them?
[His voice drops to a murmur, predatory and amused at the same time.]
Make me an offer.
[He's had it for a while, obviously, but for the most part has left it to its own devices; he's barely been in his room anyway. He's honestly surprised the thing has lived this long.]
Fortunately for some of you, I am not interested enough in the workings of this madhouse to utilize it for my own use.
I have heard that people are, ah, bargaining for them?
[His voice drops to a murmur, predatory and amused at the same time.]
Make me an offer.