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Feb 25, 2010 21:01

[There's a little bit of distortion to the text, a little degradation. It might take a few seconds to show up completely on the network, flashing in in patches first.]

Phoenix.

Next time you want to enlist me to join one of your little vengeance parties, don't.

[Someone's in the brig.]

We'll talk about this more when I get out of here.

!punishment, #ashelin, human wat, wham bam thank you /sir/, reddfuckery, #erol, what in hell, you're stupid and your boat is stupid, #phoenix

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nottheaveragekg February 26 2010, 04:13:47 UTC

[Ashelin raises an eyebrow. She's reading, but she's not going to say anything on it just yet.

Imagine that. Bitch is staying quiet.]

farfairersoul February 26 2010, 04:23:49 UTC

Speak or stop stalking, bitch.

nottheaveragekg February 26 2010, 04:37:48 UTC

[Honestly? She's about to laugh.]

What did you do?

[text] farfairersoul February 26 2010, 04:46:46 UTC

Killed Ganondorf.

[voice] nottheaveragekg February 26 2010, 04:50:17 UTC

......

What?

Are you serious? But you said...

[She grits her teeth.]

He deserves to be tortured more than dead. When he comes back - if he comes back - he'll be back without a scratch. We need to do something to render him in bed rest instead.

[text] farfairersoul February 26 2010, 04:52:21 UTC

I wouldn't concern myself with the torture aspect, in your position.

It definitely hurt.

[voice] nottheaveragekg February 26 2010, 06:17:28 UTC

[In her position.

What.]

Why are you the only one paying the consequences for it?

[Yeah. She was paying attention.]

[text] farfairersoul February 26 2010, 06:33:23 UTC

Presumably because I was the one that actually landed the killing blow.

Ironic, given that I'm the one with the least emotional investment in the entire thing. The brat needed to die, of course, and I was all too happy to help the ungrateful bastards

[What the hell, where did that come from. Backspace backspace.]

the ones the Phoenix rounded up to do it, but I didn't have half as solid a reason as I'm certain they did.

[audio] nottheaveragekg February 26 2010, 06:36:18 UTC

[Ironically, this is the most helpful Razer has ever been. Apparently punishment doesn't agree with the man.

Well, former man. Not that Ashelin knows anything about those unfortunate consequences.]

Who else was involved?

[Because if she can figure out the emotional interest in each one, she'll be making her rounds soon.]

[text] farfairersoul February 26 2010, 06:41:44 UTC

[She can't see Razer roll his eyes, but roll them he does. If she doesn't know it's because Phoenix didn't tell her, and if Phoenix didn't tell her there's a reason for it. Oops? Oops. Too bad he doesn't care enough to do damage control so much as just be an ass.]

It shouldn't be that difficult to figure out, Baroness, even for a woman of your woefully inferior intelligence.

[audio] nottheaveragekg February 26 2010, 06:43:15 UTC

[Scratch that. Razer's back to being useless again.]

Thanks anyway. Have fun, Razer.

[Not.]

[text] farfairersoul February 26 2010, 06:46:48 UTC

Why do you do things like this when you don't get what you want handed to you? You're as spoiled as he is--when the overgrown brat comes back, you two should spend some quality time together. You can trade stories on how you beat someone up for not standing on their hands when you told them to.

You want to know something? Then for Mar's sake, bitch, you FIGURE IT OUT.

[audio] nottheaveragekg February 26 2010, 07:08:01 UTC

I can honestly say that I don't mind working for something and I'll bust my ass to get what I need to get. When it comes to you, there's no chance of it because you will only help when it benefits you. You're far more of a spoiled brat than I've ever been or ever will be.

Arguing with you. Trying to have a decent conversation with you. Actually trying anything with you has proven to be nothing except a waste of my time. We'll never speak the same language. We'll never be on the same page. We'll never be on the same wavelength.

It gets to a point where I ask myself why the fuck I even try. I don't ever need your help. And yes, I would have figured it out eventually on my own. There's no sense in defending myself or even chiding you, because it's not like you give a damn anyway. You've made yourself very clear. A good number of times.

That's about it.

[Amazing. Because Ashelin's never that upfront with him.]

[text] farfairersoul February 26 2010, 07:59:01 UTC

[Razer notes her forwardness, and is genuinely curious about it. He's always assumed that she talks to him because she likes to fight, and he's a good outlet for that.

He lets her argue, contributes every time, because he likes winding her up and then bursting whatever bubble she blew herself for protection.

This kind of forwardness is strange, coming from her. It puts him on-edge. As a result, it takes several minutes before he responds.]

And what brought this sudden bout of honesty on, Baroness? I know how you feel about me, of course, but actually hearing you say it is both refreshing and unnerving.

[audio] nottheaveragekg February 26 2010, 15:48:18 UTC

You seem like you'd wanted to know for a while. Thought I'd give in just once. I'm done trying.

If it was ever your intent to permanently ward me off, you've succeeded.

[She'll let him have his last word that he always likes having and leave it at that.]

[text] farfairersoul February 26 2010, 17:15:02 UTC

[Here he laughs to himself, not that anyone else can hear it.]

You really can't even fathom my honest intentions, can you? If you truly think I'd ever want to 'ward you off' then you aren't half as smart as I gave you credit for.

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