REAL MEN OF GENUIS
Ok so this is for daniel solorzano and all our FSU friends(especially dan hocker), and anyone else who find popped collars ridiculous.
(for those of you who don't know this is from those radio commercial w/ all the singing and stuff.)
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius- Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its ok for a man to go tanning. You ask "why cant we wear make up and use shampoo with lavender essecence" (Where is my lipstick?) So crack open a Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?) because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one... in your man purse.
(for those of you who don't know this is from those radio commercial w/ all the singing and stuff.)
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius- Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its ok for a man to go tanning. You ask "why cant we wear make up and use shampoo with lavender essecence" (Where is my lipstick?) So crack open a Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?) because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one... in your man purse.