News 2014.03.19
World
- Porn problem: not Canadian enough.
- Free State Project interlopers are causing civil disturbances as they attempt to take over New Hampshire. All in the name of freedom, of course.
- Newsmax wants to start their own TV channel to compete with Fox News. "Our goal is to be a little more boomer-oriented, more information-based rather than being vituperative and polarizing,"
- Sad news for female children in Iraq: A draft law has been approved by the Iraqi cabinet that would permit the marriage of nine-year-old girls and assert a husband’s right to insist on sexual intercourse with his wife whenever he wants. A mother also would have no rights to custody of their children after age 2.
- The Sword of Damocles is over Putin's head.
- Trigger warning: If you like trigger warnings, this blog post about trigger warnings may trigger you. Consider yourself warned.
- Tyler Cowen: Paul Ryan takes a dump on fiscal conservatism again.
- In many states in the U.S., if you seek an abortion your doctor is required by law to lie to you about the risks of the procedure. Here's a handy summary of which lies are required in which states.
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Moron. ( And look at all the fascists in Kiev!) Update: Seriously, in layman's terms, Putin is fucking himself.
- "The Fuelshark Won't Save You Gas Because It Runs On Bullshit"
- Lyndon LaRouche via Before It's Nuts: Wake up everybody, it's World War III!!!!!. Too bad we can't lock him in the bomb shelter.
- Albert Einstein: Shi'ite Muslim, who learned about relativity from the ascension of Mohammed.
- "You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan."
- "Soros Hires Scientologist to Conquer Ukraine" DailyStormer: He's a Jew!
- American Stinker: LGBT people armed with vibrators are a greater threat to the United States than Vladimir Putin.