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So I went to miami this weekend. I seriously miss it a whole lot.
I don't remember how much I've told you about the people up here, so I guess I should probably tell you about them.
The Roomates
Josh - He's from the Keys. He's a nice enough guy. Likes to fuck around with me a bit, but not to the point where I want to hurt him or anything. Rather generous, but get's pissy if I choose not to let him borrow something for one reason or another.
Jeff - Jeff is probably the nicest of my roomates, however he's rather impressionable. He picks up certain traits of the people around him, especially when he's high, and it just get's annoying, cause I like Jeff the most when he's just himself, and not Jason or Josh.
Jason - Ugh, he get's to me the most. He's a bit of a douche bag, but he does have his good traits. He talks mad shit about everyone, but it seems I'm his favorite person to fuck with. He's always calling me queer(I just can't seem to escape this no matter where I go), and making fun of me. I'm the source of about 90% of his jokes. When it's just me and him in the room though, he's a decent person to be around. I still want to kick his ass though.
The Neighbors
Ethan - Ethan is pretty damn cool. He's a sophomore and he's 23, but apparently it's something to do with credits being lost or something. He's teaching me how to play guitar, he's the only person I can't beat in Soul Calibur, and he's almost as obsessed with Saw as I am. We actually went to see Saw-fest at City Walk on the 25th. All 3 Saw Movies on the big screen with the 4th released at midnight. Only 9 bucks for all 4. It was fucking great.
Zelcer - This is another Josh, so I just call him Zelcer. Everyone else calls him Dipshit, and it's understandable. This guy is a huge ass wad. He's the febreeze guy from my earlier entry. Yesterday I think was the only time he ever said anything nice to me, which was "Good luck with that guitar." His favorite pass times include locking himself in my room with me and making sex noises, spraying febreeze, and barking in the hallway while screaming "vagina." The other night he got wasted and tried to poop on a bush outside. He peed all over himself instead. His friend told him he had some blood on his shoulder and told him to lick it off, so he ended up licking his piss off his shoulder. What a douche.
Danny - Danny is a very sagacious kinda guy. Seems very wise beyond his years. Everyone around here likes to compare him with Jesus, cause he's very down to earth and sorta looks like him. I think he's a pretty cool kid.
The Others
Black N' Mild - Some big black guy Jason knew from his old dorm. He's pretty cool, and he's over here alot cause he's friends with most of the people I've already mentioned, although I admit I haven't seen him in a while.
Harrison - For some reason I just can't stand this kid. He's actually nice to me most times and even defends me from Jason's shit, and I thank him for it, but he's just the most awkward looking dude I've ever seen, and he has a strange ass accent that just pisses me off. He's the kind of guy who will yell at the tv when watching football, and I just hate it, cause he watches football alot. I try to tolerate him best I can, but he usually avoids talking to me, cause I think on some level, he knows.
The Friends
José - He calls himself Pyro, but I refuse. I actually have known him since 5th grade. We've been on-again off-again best friends since then, with a huge 5 year off-period throughout 8th-12th grade. Right now we're just friends and I can deal with that. He likes to talk about middle school alot, but I always tell him I don't remember anything simply because I don't want to.
Kat - José's good friend up here. She's very nice and sweet albeit rather strange. These people treat me with kindess though, and it helps when I live with someone like Jason. I convinced her to watch all the Saw movies with me despite her dislike of torture movies, and now she likes the series enough to have gone with me and Ethan to see the marathon.
Zack - Everyone calls him Zeebu, but again, I refuse. Zack is a pretty cool name. He's also rather strange. I met him through Computer Science, although I became friends with him after José took me and him to Wal-Mart or something.
The Homies
Anton - I know I've talked about this kid, since he's only my best friend ever. He's back in Miami, and the weekends where I get to go back and visit him usually end up being the best weekends ever.
James and Lissete - My other biffle and his giffle. They're getting married in like a month, and I'm the best man. Holy shit. I love James like a brother. Brother's who have butt sex. Seriously though, this guy is awesome.
Brittany - I like hanging out with Brittany! Except when she makes me pay for gas. Brittany, since I know you read this, you're a whore. She's coming up to orlando soon, and I can't wait cause we're going to party all the fricken time.
Mikey, Rob, and Lyza - Cool people. Lyza just met me, and we already act like best friends. Mikey hangs out with Anton alot, so thats usually when we hang, and he's a pretty fun guy. I like to call Rob hairboy occasionally, but not as much as I used to. I like to make fun of him by calling him a douche all the time. He gets me back though. Pretty good too. A worthy adversary. These three are usually seen together since Mikey and Lyza are a couple, and Rob is Mikey's cousin.
Erica - My seester! I miss her lots.
Anyone else mentioned I either just met, or I haven't seen in an ungodly amount of time.
So anyways, Friday I went to see Saw-fest at city walk with Ethan, Kat, José, Zack, and some other kids. It was great, I love the franchise, but I can't talk about it cause I don't want to piss anyone off. Regardless, I'm loaded with theories. Saturday I went down to Miami with José, Kat, and Zack. I had originally planned to stay up and spend the weekend with James, but he and Lissette ended up in Miami for some reason, so I decided to go too. After a long drive, José dropped me off at my house, where Anton picked me up. We picked up some bottles and went back to his house, where I saw people I haven't seen in forever, like Brian and the other José. Mikey, Rob, and Lyza came, and we all got drunk. Then I met Anton's friend Coco, and her friend Fundee and we got even more drunk. Fundee said he thought he knew me from somewhere. He seemed familliar, but we couldn't place it. Rob threw up and passed out, and Mikey, Anton, and I watched Woodland Critter Christmas.
The next day I went to a show that Mikey was throwing at his dad's bar. I saw more people I haven't seen in a while. Not important enough to name though. Most people at the show were like in middle school. I wanted to eat them. We went to On The Border for dinner after. It was pretty amazing. The entire day we had been looking for a place to party and smoke at later, and Anton finally found one with his friend Lonny. As soon as he mentioned the name Lonny, something went off in my brain. I had heard this name before, but I couldn't think where. It wasn't until after we picked Coco up from her job that I remembered my best friend from third grade was named Lonny. I asked Anton details about this kid, like his real name (Lawrence), and what he looked like. As soon as Anton told me he looked like Harry Potter I knew this was the same kid. We went to his house where I met him and this girl Kaya whom Anton has a thing for apparently. Mikey and Lyza came by with some bud, and after catching up with Lonny, we rolled a blunt and got ripped. One of the best nights of my life.
Went home later, woke up sunday, and left. I hardly got to see my family, but I had alot of fun. I convinced alot of people to come up to Orlando for my birthday. I can't wait. Anyways, I should probably get to bed now. I'll post more stuff later.
I don't remember how much I've told you about the people up here, so I guess I should probably tell you about them.
The Roomates
Josh - He's from the Keys. He's a nice enough guy. Likes to fuck around with me a bit, but not to the point where I want to hurt him or anything. Rather generous, but get's pissy if I choose not to let him borrow something for one reason or another.
Jeff - Jeff is probably the nicest of my roomates, however he's rather impressionable. He picks up certain traits of the people around him, especially when he's high, and it just get's annoying, cause I like Jeff the most when he's just himself, and not Jason or Josh.
Jason - Ugh, he get's to me the most. He's a bit of a douche bag, but he does have his good traits. He talks mad shit about everyone, but it seems I'm his favorite person to fuck with. He's always calling me queer(I just can't seem to escape this no matter where I go), and making fun of me. I'm the source of about 90% of his jokes. When it's just me and him in the room though, he's a decent person to be around. I still want to kick his ass though.
The Neighbors
Ethan - Ethan is pretty damn cool. He's a sophomore and he's 23, but apparently it's something to do with credits being lost or something. He's teaching me how to play guitar, he's the only person I can't beat in Soul Calibur, and he's almost as obsessed with Saw as I am. We actually went to see Saw-fest at City Walk on the 25th. All 3 Saw Movies on the big screen with the 4th released at midnight. Only 9 bucks for all 4. It was fucking great.
Zelcer - This is another Josh, so I just call him Zelcer. Everyone else calls him Dipshit, and it's understandable. This guy is a huge ass wad. He's the febreeze guy from my earlier entry. Yesterday I think was the only time he ever said anything nice to me, which was "Good luck with that guitar." His favorite pass times include locking himself in my room with me and making sex noises, spraying febreeze, and barking in the hallway while screaming "vagina." The other night he got wasted and tried to poop on a bush outside. He peed all over himself instead. His friend told him he had some blood on his shoulder and told him to lick it off, so he ended up licking his piss off his shoulder. What a douche.
Danny - Danny is a very sagacious kinda guy. Seems very wise beyond his years. Everyone around here likes to compare him with Jesus, cause he's very down to earth and sorta looks like him. I think he's a pretty cool kid.
The Others
Black N' Mild - Some big black guy Jason knew from his old dorm. He's pretty cool, and he's over here alot cause he's friends with most of the people I've already mentioned, although I admit I haven't seen him in a while.
Harrison - For some reason I just can't stand this kid. He's actually nice to me most times and even defends me from Jason's shit, and I thank him for it, but he's just the most awkward looking dude I've ever seen, and he has a strange ass accent that just pisses me off. He's the kind of guy who will yell at the tv when watching football, and I just hate it, cause he watches football alot. I try to tolerate him best I can, but he usually avoids talking to me, cause I think on some level, he knows.
The Friends
José - He calls himself Pyro, but I refuse. I actually have known him since 5th grade. We've been on-again off-again best friends since then, with a huge 5 year off-period throughout 8th-12th grade. Right now we're just friends and I can deal with that. He likes to talk about middle school alot, but I always tell him I don't remember anything simply because I don't want to.
Kat - José's good friend up here. She's very nice and sweet albeit rather strange. These people treat me with kindess though, and it helps when I live with someone like Jason. I convinced her to watch all the Saw movies with me despite her dislike of torture movies, and now she likes the series enough to have gone with me and Ethan to see the marathon.
Zack - Everyone calls him Zeebu, but again, I refuse. Zack is a pretty cool name. He's also rather strange. I met him through Computer Science, although I became friends with him after José took me and him to Wal-Mart or something.
The Homies
Anton - I know I've talked about this kid, since he's only my best friend ever. He's back in Miami, and the weekends where I get to go back and visit him usually end up being the best weekends ever.
James and Lissete - My other biffle and his giffle. They're getting married in like a month, and I'm the best man. Holy shit. I love James like a brother. Brother's who have butt sex. Seriously though, this guy is awesome.
Brittany - I like hanging out with Brittany! Except when she makes me pay for gas. Brittany, since I know you read this, you're a whore. She's coming up to orlando soon, and I can't wait cause we're going to party all the fricken time.
Mikey, Rob, and Lyza - Cool people. Lyza just met me, and we already act like best friends. Mikey hangs out with Anton alot, so thats usually when we hang, and he's a pretty fun guy. I like to call Rob hairboy occasionally, but not as much as I used to. I like to make fun of him by calling him a douche all the time. He gets me back though. Pretty good too. A worthy adversary. These three are usually seen together since Mikey and Lyza are a couple, and Rob is Mikey's cousin.
Erica - My seester! I miss her lots.
Anyone else mentioned I either just met, or I haven't seen in an ungodly amount of time.
So anyways, Friday I went to see Saw-fest at city walk with Ethan, Kat, José, Zack, and some other kids. It was great, I love the franchise, but I can't talk about it cause I don't want to piss anyone off. Regardless, I'm loaded with theories. Saturday I went down to Miami with José, Kat, and Zack. I had originally planned to stay up and spend the weekend with James, but he and Lissette ended up in Miami for some reason, so I decided to go too. After a long drive, José dropped me off at my house, where Anton picked me up. We picked up some bottles and went back to his house, where I saw people I haven't seen in forever, like Brian and the other José. Mikey, Rob, and Lyza came, and we all got drunk. Then I met Anton's friend Coco, and her friend Fundee and we got even more drunk. Fundee said he thought he knew me from somewhere. He seemed familliar, but we couldn't place it. Rob threw up and passed out, and Mikey, Anton, and I watched Woodland Critter Christmas.
The next day I went to a show that Mikey was throwing at his dad's bar. I saw more people I haven't seen in a while. Not important enough to name though. Most people at the show were like in middle school. I wanted to eat them. We went to On The Border for dinner after. It was pretty amazing. The entire day we had been looking for a place to party and smoke at later, and Anton finally found one with his friend Lonny. As soon as he mentioned the name Lonny, something went off in my brain. I had heard this name before, but I couldn't think where. It wasn't until after we picked Coco up from her job that I remembered my best friend from third grade was named Lonny. I asked Anton details about this kid, like his real name (Lawrence), and what he looked like. As soon as Anton told me he looked like Harry Potter I knew this was the same kid. We went to his house where I met him and this girl Kaya whom Anton has a thing for apparently. Mikey and Lyza came by with some bud, and after catching up with Lonny, we rolled a blunt and got ripped. One of the best nights of my life.
Went home later, woke up sunday, and left. I hardly got to see my family, but I had alot of fun. I convinced alot of people to come up to Orlando for my birthday. I can't wait. Anyways, I should probably get to bed now. I'll post more stuff later.