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My favorite part of Grad Bash was when one of the darkies tried to push me out of her way, but failed because I'm like 3x her size, and then she bitched at me when I almost knocked her off her feet when I pushed her back.
Other than that, I have a real reason to hate Marcus and that creature who's always sucking his face. Most of you have probably heard the story with the exception of like...one or two of you, but here it is anyways:
Ok, so me Marcus, and Matt were gonna rent a limo and what not. Ashley, (which seems to be that creatures name), and her friends were going to be going too aparently. Whatever, Anyways, at Grad bash, we hang out with these people, and oh my god, Ashley is the most obnoxious thing I have ever had to deal with. She yells in your ear when you're 5 inches away, she whispers at you when you're 30 feet away, Like seriously. She whispered to Marcus when he was nowhere in site. Not to mention she's hideous, and her braces make her talk like a retard. And she's always smacking people, and always trying to control everything. I couldn't deal with, I took an instant disliking to her. She also happens to be the crazy light board girl from Hooper's 4th period. So yeah, at one point she decides to yell at me because I would rather walk then run around like an idiot. Not 10 minutes after she does this, does the bitch decide to sit her ass down in the middle of the park, take her shoes off, and make Marcus give her a foot massage, while like 10 other people just stand around them in a circle. I complained about how stupid and ridiculous it was how she did that after yelling at me, and they told me to quit my bitching, so I just got angrier and explained how retarded they were being. A few minutes later I found James, and got the hell out of that group. So anyways. Today Marcus doesn't really say much to me at all. I didn't really give a shit, I didn't want to deal with his stupidity. And about 20 minutes after lunch, we still haven't spoken much, and he decides to hand me his cell phone. I look at it, and there's an unsent text message window open, and inside it says this:
"Ashley says you have to find a new way to prom."
I really just wanted to write under it:
"Jon says you need to find a new pair of balls."
But instead I just laughed and handed the phone back. I'm really not upset about it at all. But whats fucked up is they tell Vania, (who btw, is my prom date), that even though I'm out of the limo, she can still ride with them! WTF MATE?! They are so pathetic, they need 500 dollars for the limo. I was going to pay $65 plus half for Vania, who was going to pay like 20. In total that was about $110 dollars. I really hope they never find it. I don't need to arrive in a fucking limo. I'll arive in a fucking car with James and be perfectly happy with it. That is if James ever calls me back and tells me that's ok. Anyways, I fucking love that kid.
I think I'm done.
Ugh...so ticked off.
Other than that, I have a real reason to hate Marcus and that creature who's always sucking his face. Most of you have probably heard the story with the exception of like...one or two of you, but here it is anyways:
Ok, so me Marcus, and Matt were gonna rent a limo and what not. Ashley, (which seems to be that creatures name), and her friends were going to be going too aparently. Whatever, Anyways, at Grad bash, we hang out with these people, and oh my god, Ashley is the most obnoxious thing I have ever had to deal with. She yells in your ear when you're 5 inches away, she whispers at you when you're 30 feet away, Like seriously. She whispered to Marcus when he was nowhere in site. Not to mention she's hideous, and her braces make her talk like a retard. And she's always smacking people, and always trying to control everything. I couldn't deal with, I took an instant disliking to her. She also happens to be the crazy light board girl from Hooper's 4th period. So yeah, at one point she decides to yell at me because I would rather walk then run around like an idiot. Not 10 minutes after she does this, does the bitch decide to sit her ass down in the middle of the park, take her shoes off, and make Marcus give her a foot massage, while like 10 other people just stand around them in a circle. I complained about how stupid and ridiculous it was how she did that after yelling at me, and they told me to quit my bitching, so I just got angrier and explained how retarded they were being. A few minutes later I found James, and got the hell out of that group. So anyways. Today Marcus doesn't really say much to me at all. I didn't really give a shit, I didn't want to deal with his stupidity. And about 20 minutes after lunch, we still haven't spoken much, and he decides to hand me his cell phone. I look at it, and there's an unsent text message window open, and inside it says this:
"Ashley says you have to find a new way to prom."
I really just wanted to write under it:
"Jon says you need to find a new pair of balls."
But instead I just laughed and handed the phone back. I'm really not upset about it at all. But whats fucked up is they tell Vania, (who btw, is my prom date), that even though I'm out of the limo, she can still ride with them! WTF MATE?! They are so pathetic, they need 500 dollars for the limo. I was going to pay $65 plus half for Vania, who was going to pay like 20. In total that was about $110 dollars. I really hope they never find it. I don't need to arrive in a fucking limo. I'll arive in a fucking car with James and be perfectly happy with it. That is if James ever calls me back and tells me that's ok. Anyways, I fucking love that kid.
I think I'm done.
Ugh...so ticked off.