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Stereotype me.
--Redneck--
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? couch? no...
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? no
3] Do you ride fourwheelers? haven't
4] Do you like to get dirty? i don't actively try, but i don't actively avoid either
5] Do you like country music? only certain songs by certain artists, not the genre
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? that is illegal here
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? no, but i saw one that i wouldn't mind having
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? sometimes
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? there are four mammals...
Total YES: i don't know, 3?
--Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: sometimes
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: i think...
3] Do you think about death often?: yup
4] Do you want to die?: sometimes
5] Are you a social outcast?: sometimes
6] Are you pale?: most of the time
7] Do you like Hot Topic? i get a kick out of Hot Topic. the trendy store for the non-trendy type...right?
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? so far, i haven't seen all of them
9] Are you mean? unfortunately, i sometimes am
Total YES: wow, that is almost 9 ( not full on )
-Skater/Punk--
1] Can you skateboard: have you ever watched I LOVE LUCY?
2] Do you wear Vans? no?
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: could this question be more vague?
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: not recently
5] Do you watch the x-games?: i don't know what they are
6] Do you have any piercings?: 6
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? on certain people/not since i was 13
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: not really
9] Have you called someone a poser? yup
Total YES: 3
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like": am i an american? is that really a "prep" thing?
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch?: do i look rich to you?
3] Do you pop the collar?: hah! the only time i ever did was in ninth grade when i dressed as a preppie for halloween
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: sometimes, but not how you think
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cohen?: i don't know who that is
6] Do you watch Laguna Beach?: again, what?
7] Do you like pop music: i was just subjected to it for two months at work at commented that i felt that this must be a level of hell dante didn't know about
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: i have a little cat. her name is babette. she is squishy and gray. she gardens with me and kept me company while i wrote all those papers for bard. was that more than you wanted?
Total YES: 1 ( under protest, the use of "like" does not a preppie make )
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: longer than it has been in years...but no
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: a couple
3] Do You want to save the animals? no, lets kill them all!! because we're not animals, we're plastic!!
4] Do you think war is unneccesary? i think iraq is a travesty. but WWII gets me every time
5] Is love essential in your life? love IS my life
6] Have you smoked pot?: not in a hella long time
7] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?: yes
Total YES: >7
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto: not quite
2] Do you wear do-rags?: ::laughs::
3] Do you like hip-hop music?: yes
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? puh-leeze
5] Do you believe he's alive?: sure, travelling with elvis
6] Do you like afros? if you can wear it, wear it well
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: i...don't think so
8] Do you like to dance?: hells yes
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?: i own enough baby phat to take care of my g-unit, if you catch my meaning ::winks::
Total YES: 3
--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?: probably more than most. i don't associate crying with sadness
2] Do you wear hoodies: no, but i just don't have any... maybe ill go get some::laughs::
3] Do you like soft music: i like music, some of it might be soft
4] Do people not understand you? what does mumbling have to do with being emo?
5] Do you write your own songs?: yes
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: yes
7] Do you cut your hair: ive tried to stop, im in a program
8] Are you lonely: nah...well, sometimes, not like it's a habit
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: i don't get this reference AT ALL
Total YES: 4
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf? i wish
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round?: flip flops annoy the crap out of me
3] Is your hair shaggy?: i guess?
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: ::laughs::
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: sure, rub it in
6] Are you tan? no, but i can have a full tan in one day without trying
7] Do you love the water? HELLS YES
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: yes, i love the ocean
9] Do you hate tourists?: you're looking to catch me, right? cause i AM a tourist---this is like the "animal" question!!
Total YES: 3
--Nerd--
1] Do you wear glasses? when i need them
2] Do you get good grades? i did
3] Do you use an inhaler?: no
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? wow, i sort of got lost before that sentence ended...::laughs:::
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: she stopped doing that when i was 7
5] Are you on the computer often?: fucker
6] Do you ever get picked on?: like it was my job ( EDIT : i read this as "did you ever get picked on?" )
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: are you telling me something good?
8]Are you shy arond the opposite sex?: not so much
Total YES: 4
--Rude Boy--
1] Do you wear a suit and tie very often? no, but i wish to hell i could afford a good suit. i think men's suits on women are DAMN sexy
2] Do you own a fedora?: fucker
3] Do you know who the specials are? i think i do...::can't remember::
4] Can you skank? wow, my finger is so off "the pulse" i think its in my arm pit
5] Do you think shades are awesome? mine are
6] The Toasters? ::is confused again; squeezes armpit for help::
7] Do you know all the different waves and bands from each one? is this like electromagnetic fields?
8] Do people ask you, "what the hell is ska?" why would they do that? but yes, i know what ska is, damn you fucking shit, i was listening to it when you were two years old!!
Total YES: 2-3?
--Redneck--
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? couch? no...
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? no
3] Do you ride fourwheelers? haven't
4] Do you like to get dirty? i don't actively try, but i don't actively avoid either
5] Do you like country music? only certain songs by certain artists, not the genre
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? that is illegal here
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? no, but i saw one that i wouldn't mind having
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? sometimes
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? there are four mammals...
Total YES: i don't know, 3?
--Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: sometimes
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: i think...
3] Do you think about death often?: yup
4] Do you want to die?: sometimes
5] Are you a social outcast?: sometimes
6] Are you pale?: most of the time
7] Do you like Hot Topic? i get a kick out of Hot Topic. the trendy store for the non-trendy type...right?
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? so far, i haven't seen all of them
9] Are you mean? unfortunately, i sometimes am
Total YES: wow, that is almost 9 ( not full on )
-Skater/Punk--
1] Can you skateboard: have you ever watched I LOVE LUCY?
2] Do you wear Vans? no?
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: could this question be more vague?
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: not recently
5] Do you watch the x-games?: i don't know what they are
6] Do you have any piercings?: 6
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? on certain people/not since i was 13
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: not really
9] Have you called someone a poser? yup
Total YES: 3
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like": am i an american? is that really a "prep" thing?
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch?: do i look rich to you?
3] Do you pop the collar?: hah! the only time i ever did was in ninth grade when i dressed as a preppie for halloween
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: sometimes, but not how you think
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cohen?: i don't know who that is
6] Do you watch Laguna Beach?: again, what?
7] Do you like pop music: i was just subjected to it for two months at work at commented that i felt that this must be a level of hell dante didn't know about
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: i have a little cat. her name is babette. she is squishy and gray. she gardens with me and kept me company while i wrote all those papers for bard. was that more than you wanted?
Total YES: 1 ( under protest, the use of "like" does not a preppie make )
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: longer than it has been in years...but no
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: a couple
3] Do You want to save the animals? no, lets kill them all!! because we're not animals, we're plastic!!
4] Do you think war is unneccesary? i think iraq is a travesty. but WWII gets me every time
5] Is love essential in your life? love IS my life
6] Have you smoked pot?: not in a hella long time
7] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?: yes
Total YES: >7
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto: not quite
2] Do you wear do-rags?: ::laughs::
3] Do you like hip-hop music?: yes
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? puh-leeze
5] Do you believe he's alive?: sure, travelling with elvis
6] Do you like afros? if you can wear it, wear it well
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: i...don't think so
8] Do you like to dance?: hells yes
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?: i own enough baby phat to take care of my g-unit, if you catch my meaning ::winks::
Total YES: 3
--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?: probably more than most. i don't associate crying with sadness
2] Do you wear hoodies: no, but i just don't have any... maybe ill go get some::laughs::
3] Do you like soft music: i like music, some of it might be soft
4] Do people not understand you? what does mumbling have to do with being emo?
5] Do you write your own songs?: yes
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: yes
7] Do you cut your hair: ive tried to stop, im in a program
8] Are you lonely: nah...well, sometimes, not like it's a habit
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: i don't get this reference AT ALL
Total YES: 4
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf? i wish
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round?: flip flops annoy the crap out of me
3] Is your hair shaggy?: i guess?
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: ::laughs::
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: sure, rub it in
6] Are you tan? no, but i can have a full tan in one day without trying
7] Do you love the water? HELLS YES
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: yes, i love the ocean
9] Do you hate tourists?: you're looking to catch me, right? cause i AM a tourist---this is like the "animal" question!!
Total YES: 3
--Nerd--
1] Do you wear glasses? when i need them
2] Do you get good grades? i did
3] Do you use an inhaler?: no
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? wow, i sort of got lost before that sentence ended...::laughs:::
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: she stopped doing that when i was 7
5] Are you on the computer often?: fucker
6] Do you ever get picked on?: like it was my job ( EDIT : i read this as "did you ever get picked on?" )
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: are you telling me something good?
8]Are you shy arond the opposite sex?: not so much
Total YES: 4
--Rude Boy--
1] Do you wear a suit and tie very often? no, but i wish to hell i could afford a good suit. i think men's suits on women are DAMN sexy
2] Do you own a fedora?: fucker
3] Do you know who the specials are? i think i do...::can't remember::
4] Can you skank? wow, my finger is so off "the pulse" i think its in my arm pit
5] Do you think shades are awesome? mine are
6] The Toasters? ::is confused again; squeezes armpit for help::
7] Do you know all the different waves and bands from each one? is this like electromagnetic fields?
8] Do people ask you, "what the hell is ska?" why would they do that? but yes, i know what ska is, damn you fucking shit, i was listening to it when you were two years old!!
Total YES: 2-3?