21 Dec. 2013 (forward dated post): Holiday ball
Entire 1449 comments. Talks with
Buffy, who is the hostess of the party (!) Faramir talks with
Kilrenko, who he knows as Moira, about the ice sculptures and various modern things vs. the way it's done in Middle-earth.
28 Dec.: Sees
Frankenstein's Creature in the street. Recognizes him as 'Robert', though this creature does not call himself that. Faramir was worried because it's winter and the man isn't wearing shoes. Faramir asks lots of questions and is strange, but not as strange as some the creature has met.
4 Jan. "2014": Faramir thinks on the anniversary of his death, but
a day after. Talks to Kilrenko/Moira about the fact that the window on her shop was smashed and some guy came in and punched her for no reason a couple of days back. The anger in the village--Faramir has noticed but doesn't feel it himself. They go to the cafe, eat, and talk.
19 Jan.: Faramir goes to the Ribbon. Doesn't need Long Sight to tell from
Castiel that Kerai has left the village. It's kind of weird that they both thought of Kerai as a sister, so now Faramir is sort of Castiel's 'older' brother. (Really, really weird.)
22 Jan.:
Artemis is out. Knows that she will be leaving. Faramir will miss her.
23 Feb.:
Glaurnaneth is back. OMG. She's peeved that back in Middle-earth she couldn't save Boromir. Faramir already knew that and is at peace with it. They go to get some potatoes and stuff at the cafe. Faramir will be needing some condoms soon, the lucky dawg.
4 April:
Belle French from the magical village of Storybrooke comes to another magical village. Whee.
5 April: Dinner party at
Hannibal Lecter's place. (Entire 231 comments) Yes, he does serve. Glaurnaneth knows but she doesn't say anything about it.
Thread with Dr. Lecter, Faramir, and Glaurnaneth.
29 April: Faramir and
Glaurnaneth are in the park. They talk about their son--Glaurmir likes books, too. Bookwyrm, koff, koff.
10 May: Faramir auditions for the
opera, Abduction from the Seraglio. He's auditioning for a speaking part--the men's roles are bass and tenor, and he's a baritone. He can't sing in German, is Sindarin kewl?
22 May: Glaurnaneth thinks that the
little dinosaur she's caught is a dragon. Nope. Faramir suggests that she not eat it, as it might be young and mom could get mad. Then they go to check if there are more dinosaurs--by flying. Good thing Faramir isn't easily surprised anymore.
10 June: Faramir is caught up in the
Prank war. Olore is happy, since someone (Gabriel) released rats into his room. Yummy, yummy rats. Glaurnaneth contemplates getting a job. For some reason, this reverts to the 22 May post, even though the URL is correct and it should go to the 10 June post.
26 July: Faramir is off to pick berries (wild, black raspberry)* and hears
Blind Mag singing. They talk and end up berry picking together, going after to his place to make pie. Glaurnaneth shows up. Yes, two lovely women in his room and Faramir is making pie. *Despite being a couple of weeks past season for berry picking. My bad on that one.
3 Aug.: Sees
Albert Wesker practicing at the dojo. No, he doesn't work there and doesn't know who would teach unarmed combat. Suggests jujitsu.
23 Aug.: There's another person on a horse. Faramir finds out that
D'Artagnan has just arrived. Finds out right quick. Also knows not to convey that he knows the name (has read the book and been a different version of D'Artagnan for Halloween.) It's really hard to explain the village, you know? Let's get the horse to the stable and we can check at the hotel. Maybe there's someone here you already know so Faramir doesn't have to look like a nutjob.