Updates #61
6 April (2013)--Meets Macbeth, who is looking for his sword. Faramir actually knows the name because there's a play. Macbeth finds his bloody hatchet (he lost it when he arrived) and Faramir is concerned that someone has been hurt. Nope, didn't happen here. Macbeth isn't injured and Faramir tries to keep his pie-hole shut.
8 April--Sees Illyria and can actually relate to her having no purpose. He suggests that she might get a temple, or that the village might provide one. He also suggests that she drink. It's not like she can get drunk, so that's cool.
8 April--Meets Kili. You know, because you see Dwarves from Middle-earth eating ice cream every day. And it is a Dwarf, from Middle-earth. Of course Faramir knows the name, the story, the... better keep mah mouf shut. Turns out Buffy had mentioned him and he's also met Faith, so conversation turns elsewhere.
13 April-- John Hart arrives in the village instead of Ming Dynasty Shanghai. But that's okay, because Faramir mistakenly thinks this is the John Hart he knows. Figures it out pretty quick and John takes advantage of their being old drinking buddies to scam drinks from Faramir. Not that he had to try really hard. Village explaining is not as hard to people who understand about travel in time/space/alternate dimensions. Despite what John thinks, Faramir really did know a different version of him who was not as big of an A-hole has this John thinks he is. I do not have access to view this entry--22 July 2017.
20 April--Village guard regrouping gathering post. (630 comments) Faramir talks with Buffy, Fili, and Robert StClare.
21 April--Just like a Dwarf, Spencer Reid is also eating ice cream. He loses the scoop because it's not properly splotted on the cone--but there's no cussin', not even in Khuzdul. Spencer is planning his wedding to Sarah and Faramir is mildly jeluz that they have such freedom. He'll know when his wedding is for long enough to get severely nervous. Concern about when one of the couple leaves. (Not finished.)
21 April--A new arrival, Beverly Marsh is no longer in Derry, Maine. (Have we just found a place weirder than the village?) (Unfinished)
28 April--A date with Penny. :)
5 May--NPC hotel staff said something about a hot babe up in the pool. Yes, it is Penny. Faramir never really thought of Penny wearing black before, but that bikini... he can really go for that. Srsly.
9 May--Super-nerd and Penny go shopping. No new bikinis for her, but he does buy her some earrings. Apparently no man has ever got her jewelry before and Faramir thinks they're all a bunch of idiots.
11 May--The new arrival looks just like Duchess Polgara's Frank (N Furter). It is, but not. The whole meet is mildly odd, but Frank always was a strange one.
27 May-- Kerai is running errands for her wedding. It's in less than two weeks. She asks Faramir to stand with her as a brother. Like, duh. Sappy.
8 April--Sees Illyria and can actually relate to her having no purpose. He suggests that she might get a temple, or that the village might provide one. He also suggests that she drink. It's not like she can get drunk, so that's cool.
8 April--Meets Kili. You know, because you see Dwarves from Middle-earth eating ice cream every day. And it is a Dwarf, from Middle-earth. Of course Faramir knows the name, the story, the... better keep mah mouf shut. Turns out Buffy had mentioned him and he's also met Faith, so conversation turns elsewhere.
13 April-- John Hart arrives in the village instead of Ming Dynasty Shanghai. But that's okay, because Faramir mistakenly thinks this is the John Hart he knows. Figures it out pretty quick and John takes advantage of their being old drinking buddies to scam drinks from Faramir. Not that he had to try really hard. Village explaining is not as hard to people who understand about travel in time/space/alternate dimensions. Despite what John thinks, Faramir really did know a different version of him who was not as big of an A-hole has this John thinks he is. I do not have access to view this entry--22 July 2017.
20 April--Village guard regrouping gathering post. (630 comments) Faramir talks with Buffy, Fili, and Robert StClare.
21 April--Just like a Dwarf, Spencer Reid is also eating ice cream. He loses the scoop because it's not properly splotted on the cone--but there's no cussin', not even in Khuzdul. Spencer is planning his wedding to Sarah and Faramir is mildly jeluz that they have such freedom. He'll know when his wedding is for long enough to get severely nervous. Concern about when one of the couple leaves. (Not finished.)
21 April--A new arrival, Beverly Marsh is no longer in Derry, Maine. (Have we just found a place weirder than the village?) (Unfinished)
28 April--A date with Penny. :)
5 May--NPC hotel staff said something about a hot babe up in the pool. Yes, it is Penny. Faramir never really thought of Penny wearing black before, but that bikini... he can really go for that. Srsly.
9 May--Super-nerd and Penny go shopping. No new bikinis for her, but he does buy her some earrings. Apparently no man has ever got her jewelry before and Faramir thinks they're all a bunch of idiots.
11 May--The new arrival looks just like Duchess Polgara's Frank (N Furter). It is, but not. The whole meet is mildly odd, but Frank always was a strange one.
27 May-- Kerai is running errands for her wedding. It's in less than two weeks. She asks Faramir to stand with her as a brother. Like, duh. Sappy.