Meme thing
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I broke hoesover_bros's X-Box (-12 points). In April I greased b_for_bastard's puppy with lard and set him loose in the school (-66 points). In September I pushed dtdonflack in the mud (-17 points). In August I donated bone marrow to wizard_p_i in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I put money in genius_mind's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (219 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
faramir_hurin
Blatantly changed the 'set the puppy on fire' one because that's so not Faramir. Kept the correct amount of negative points and made up something else bad.
Yeah, he's Captain Nice Guy even in a meme. Geez.