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I found a few jokes that I thought were pretty funny.
Q: Whats yellow, sings, and weighs 1000 pounds?
A: Two 500 pound canaries.
Q: What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A: a chair, a bed, and a tooth brush.
Q:What did the soccer ball say to the child?
A:I get a kick out of you.
Q:What do you get when you cross a mink and a Kangaroo?
A: A mink coat with pockets.
Q:What kind of room has no windows, no doors, and no walls?
A: A mushroom
Q:Why doesn't a motercycle stand up?
A: because it is too tired.
Q:In what way is a teacher different from a train.
A: A teacher says "Take out the gum" and a train says "choo-choo".
And now I have a question for you. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
get back to me on that.
Karen
Q: Whats yellow, sings, and weighs 1000 pounds?
A: Two 500 pound canaries.
Q: What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A: a chair, a bed, and a tooth brush.
Q:What did the soccer ball say to the child?
A:I get a kick out of you.
Q:What do you get when you cross a mink and a Kangaroo?
A: A mink coat with pockets.
Q:What kind of room has no windows, no doors, and no walls?
A: A mushroom
Q:Why doesn't a motercycle stand up?
A: because it is too tired.
Q:In what way is a teacher different from a train.
A: A teacher says "Take out the gum" and a train says "choo-choo".
And now I have a question for you. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
get back to me on that.
Karen