On the twelfth day of Christmas,
fapworthy sent to me...
Twelve driley1s drumming
Eleven indirects piping
Ten hai-zeus a-leaping
Nine rabies dancing
Eight stickers a-milking
Seven fagitives a-swimming
Six snickerdoodles a-fapping
Five be-e-e-est-friend-journals
Four spontaenous weddings
Three kingdom hearts
Two llama attacks
...and a ch-ch-ch-chia in an assdragon summoner missy.
A-FAPPING. 8|