Story Time!
Gather 'round, everyone. It's story time. B|
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The story of the day is none other than:
AERIS VS. MIDGAR ZOLOM
Our story starts in the slums of Midgar. Despite living in shacks, being poor, and having plates come crashing down upon them from above, they lived a peaceful life. However, rumors had started to surface of a great beast who lurked the nearby swamps, a beast the villagers dubbed MIDGAR ZOLOM.
In these slums lived a flower girl named Aeris, who, you guessed it, sold flowers. One fateful day, she found that she was running low on the rare swamp lilies her mother had grown fond of. Though the villagers pleaded with her not to go, Aeris resolved herself to collecting more of these lilies and, after making a few preparations, set out for the swamp.
All was peaceful, until she heard a noise behind her. Startled, she quickly pivoted, spinning around until her eyes fell upon--
The MIDGAR ZOLOM.
Eyes falling upon the flower girl, the Zolom's eyes gleamed viciously. Mmm, looks like a tasty snack to me, it thought to itself, considering it was a fucking snake and couldn't talk. Aeris gasped in apparent horror as the beast struck without warning, jaws clamping around her [seemingly] helpless body in one swift CHOMP.
To the Midgar Zolom's shock, his powerful bite didn't leave a mark, let alone kill her! Pulling back, he examined his prey, whose expression was nothing short of srs bsns.
"You messed with the wrong motherfucker, Midgar Zolom! Now you're gonna pay!"
"HIYA!" she cried, before releasing a powerful blow.
One strike, and the beast ached from head to toe, crying obnoxious snake sounds to the sky. OWWWWWWW, IT HURTS SO BAD! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! he thought as he slithered away, hauling ass out of the area.
"AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU 'ROUND THESE PARTS AGAIN!" she called to his cowardly ass as he retreated. Brushing herself off, Aeris examined the spot where the terror of the swamp once stood, confident that he wouldn't be back anytime soon.
Returning to the slums, she informed the villagers that the beast had been defeated, and that they were all a bunch of fucking pussies. Once again, they lived in peace.
THE END.
To enhance reading, use this when you come across THIS TEXT. To further shake it up, substitute the previous link with this.
The story of the day is none other than:
AERIS VS. MIDGAR ZOLOM
Our story starts in the slums of Midgar. Despite living in shacks, being poor, and having plates come crashing down upon them from above, they lived a peaceful life. However, rumors had started to surface of a great beast who lurked the nearby swamps, a beast the villagers dubbed MIDGAR ZOLOM.
In these slums lived a flower girl named Aeris, who, you guessed it, sold flowers. One fateful day, she found that she was running low on the rare swamp lilies her mother had grown fond of. Though the villagers pleaded with her not to go, Aeris resolved herself to collecting more of these lilies and, after making a few preparations, set out for the swamp.
All was peaceful, until she heard a noise behind her. Startled, she quickly pivoted, spinning around until her eyes fell upon--
The MIDGAR ZOLOM.
Eyes falling upon the flower girl, the Zolom's eyes gleamed viciously. Mmm, looks like a tasty snack to me, it thought to itself, considering it was a fucking snake and couldn't talk. Aeris gasped in apparent horror as the beast struck without warning, jaws clamping around her [seemingly] helpless body in one swift CHOMP.
To the Midgar Zolom's shock, his powerful bite didn't leave a mark, let alone kill her! Pulling back, he examined his prey, whose expression was nothing short of srs bsns.
"You messed with the wrong motherfucker, Midgar Zolom! Now you're gonna pay!"
"HIYA!" she cried, before releasing a powerful blow.
One strike, and the beast ached from head to toe, crying obnoxious snake sounds to the sky. OWWWWWWW, IT HURTS SO BAD! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! he thought as he slithered away, hauling ass out of the area.
"AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU 'ROUND THESE PARTS AGAIN!" she called to his cowardly ass as he retreated. Brushing herself off, Aeris examined the spot where the terror of the swamp once stood, confident that he wouldn't be back anytime soon.
Returning to the slums, she informed the villagers that the beast had been defeated, and that they were all a bunch of fucking pussies. Once again, they lived in peace.
THE END.