OOOOOooohh nooh!
Okay, before you clicky on the link, I want you guys to know this: I think it's not fair to judge me for something I wrote when I was in seventh grade. I am a much improved writer. I am a much improved person. FORGIVE ME, Internet, for my start-of-fanfiction n00bness.
But without further ado, let me all direct you for my epic!fail for the month.
ROFLMAO!
MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED