Toru's Guide To The Paranormal Vol. I

[fantomechasseur]

This is not how I planned to start these series of posts containing lectures on the supernatural but I figured it was as good of a introduction as any, given current events.

Comments

[friendofjustice]

...Hey crazy paranormal guy, I found the haunted deck.

[fantomechasseur]

What

Where are you?

[friendofjustice]

Out around the monorail.

It looks pretty normal. Never seen these cards before though.

[fantomechasseur]

WHAT NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP TOUCHING IT IMMEDIATELY OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID

[friendofjustice]

...What.

[fantomechasseur]

IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE CARDS THEN YOU ARE TOUCHING IT

I SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO

PUT THEM DOWN AND WAIT FOR ME TO GET THERE AGH

[friendofjustice]

...When did you say not to touch them?

[fantomechasseur]

ALL THE TIME

[friendofjustice]

Oh.

Sorry, usually when you talk I start thinking about what I'm going to eat later.

[fantomechasseur]

I...that's....there are no words for what I am feeling

Look, I'm on my way now. You put the deck down, right? You're not going to get possessed and take off or something stupid before I get there, right?

[friendofjustice]

What of course n

[fantomechasseur]

Goddamnit!