The Miller Legacy - 8.3
I didn't actually think I'd have an update ready this soon but the urge to play suddenly overcame me and then I played for two days straight XD
Last time:
- Some growing up on the parts of Fell and Annah
- The birth of Trias, Lynx and Jenny's affair baby
- Flash died :(
- Altair got abducted and had a daughter, Lyra, who has the same PT father as Lynx! (scandalous!)
- And Altair finally caught Lynx and Jenny in the act!
And so we start this update with the Genie bitchslap of magic
I felt kind of sorry for Margaret but my main motivation was really that I just plain missed the old geezer.
So say hello to Flash again!
Zombie Flash that is! :D
Oh stuff it you old goat, stop crying.
First order of business after coming back from the dead?
Have sex with your wife *waggles eyebrows* She doesn't care whether he's started to rot and decay or not.
Unfortunately she kinda dropped dead a mere 10 minutes later. I guess the sex was really that good.. or that disturbing.
And damnit Lynx, you cold-hearted bastard. Not one tear for the woman you slept with?
I... wh...bu.... WHY!?? WHY ARE YOU TRYING FOR BABY YOU BASTARD!?
Here I am just looking at Altair being cute with Lyra and the moment I take my eyes of you, you actually TRY FOR BABY!?
That should be impossible! You have two adult children, you shouldn't be trying! I am stunned, honestly. Good thing it didn't take.
(that last sentence comes back to bite me in the butt later, you'll see).
Ian, I always liked you but it's time to move on honey. You're dead, Rosie's moved on with her life. No need to hate on poor Charles.
I... guess they made up?
No! You shouldn't be trying for any babies either you two!
What's in the water!? Or is it Flash? He has a tendency to upset the natural balance in my households. Really dodged a bullet with this one, odds 5%, rolled a 6 XD
Yes, they totally do conception from a distance btw while hugging imaginary people.
Five minutes, that's how long it took for Altair to move into the house and for Lynx to swoop in and start making out with Jenny.
These two are disgusting.
Lynx: Hey man, good job on marrying that fine woman!
Altair: Uh, thanks?
And Jenny moves straight back to Altair as if nothing ever happened. Heartless she is (Lynx too).
(I almost wish there were werecats, I think Fell would make an awesome one :P)
People are so busy flirting and cheating on eachother, nobody's paying any attention to the kids anymore.
Flash: I see nothing's changed while I was gone....
Aw. Ok so Altair does care about his kids :)
I can't blame him. She's a little hellion but she's adorable!
Flash: (I wonder what toddler brains taste like...)
As is common in updates like these, lots of birthdays.
Gah. So cute!
Totally random but I never knew this want existed!
Shit. Not again.
Notice how he's always laying it on Jenny but Lynx gets off free? Yeah, I don't get it either, I blame Lynx tbh.
Doesn't make her any less of a stupid hypocrite. What are you hating him for, you cheated!
This random picture brought to you by the "oh hey, Trias still exists! " fanclub.
Ugh.
It's Timothy!!
(for those not in the know, Timothy is one of Rosie and Charles', technically adopted, kids)
Brief Timothy spam!
I love him so.
Don't worry, those grades will go up (I only took this shot to show off how she looks as a child, is it obvious?)
Cute.
Not cute >:|
I've really had it with this nonsense.
(so has Altair :P)
Altair: I've had it with you!
Altair: Out of my house, now!
Jenny: NOOOO!
You know this is the first time I've ever done this in my game? This legacy is good for all sorts of firsts!
Lynx: No dad, a doctor is not suddenly going to make your condition better!
Jenny: Hot damn, my marriage is broken up but that is one fiiiine man.
See, this is why the marriage broke up in the first place Jenny.
Fell, word to the wise. Punch You, Punch Me is a bad idea with regular Flash, it's an even worse idea with Zombie!Flash.
And now excuse me as I inhale for the next picture.
*takes deep breath*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*gasp*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAMNIT
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP DOING THAT!?
You'd think he'd learn after a few hundred years! Ugh.
You'd think *I'd* learn as well and finally lock up the ability for him to even get pregnant. But I am too lenient on him (and yes, not-so-secretly I like it)
I don't think we had a proper pic of Annah yet this update. I love grilled cheese sims, they're constantly serving meals making sure nobody else starves.
The smustle is way too popular in this household. (Hi Mars!)
Fell: So that must be weird right, to already be old enough to have like, grandkids and stuff.
Andreas: Please don't remind me!
Castor: (Heh... grandkids...yeah....)
She's behind you Altair. You're taking oblivious to the next level here.
Lyra's such a little showoff btw, she's constantly doing that.
Let the bootycalls begin. I may never get rid of this woman at this rate.
Sigh.
Yep, he's definitely pregnant again. Wasn't just my imagination playing cruel tricks on me.
Pretending the telephone is a computer isn't suddenly going to make me feel better Castor.
Another birthday. I hope nobody notices the lack of attention the kids have been getting >.>
And excuse the through the window shot.
Trias Miller:
Aspiration: Fortune
Secondary Aspiration: Grilled Cheese
LTW: Earn 100k
Hobby: Fitness
Sloppy/Neat: 2
Shy/Outgoing: 8
Lazy/Active: 10
Serious/Playful: 7
Grouchy/Nice: 7
Not bad, I was expecting worse to be honest. I'm pleasantly surprised :)
Yeah, definitely DEFINITELY pregnant.
And just pretend there's a second pop picture in this update somewhere, I apparantly missed the event.
Still, waddling around the house or not. I do love him and forgive him way too easily XD
The kids all wanted into private school and it's been a while since I last did that.
Lynx seems to be taking the credit here, it was Castor's lobster that did the trick ;)
Lynx: Hell yeah, it was my dashing good looks and awesome personality that convinced the headmaster!
Uh-huh, you keep telling yourself that.
Thank you Jenny!
Bitch.
Flash: Got your nose!
Andreas: Ow! Leave me alone you old zombie! Castor, a little help here?
Castor: *zoned out*
Don't bother trying, he's got babies on the brain. Call back in a day or two.
Flash seems to be regressing to his teenage years. Mentally anyway.
Teen party in the upstairs bedroom!
Why yes, every time Jenny walks by the house she and Lynx go at it like rabbits.
Soooo barking up the wrong tree there!
Oh yes, ghosts, we had those too.
Gotta put some pics in every time to show I didn't secretly get rid of them or anything!
I guess that's one teenager's virginity gone.
I don't know how to caption this.
"Yawn?"
"Been there, done that?"
What a surprise, it's another baby!
Flash: Mmm, I bet that'd taste good barbeque'd....
Anyway, it is.. surprise surprise...
ANOTHER GIRL!
Her name's Laurel.
That takes the count up to six girls.
Laurel: (Yeah, just great. Only a few hours old and you drop me on the tile floor so you can howl at the moon)
Oh I'm sorry Altair :( I forgot you were a family sim, you're lonely, aren't you?
Let's see about getting you a new girlfriend.
Altair: Hi, I'm Altair, I'm a family sim in desperate of a date!
Oooh, exciting
Aaand, she turns him down.
This date didn't go too well.
Lyra: Check me, check me! You should all be paying attention to me instead!
Stop hogging the limelight.
Back to Altair and back to the matchmaker, this time in the early morning.
Things look hopeful now still.
Date two.
This one goes quite alright (except for the parts where they have no bolts, damn you matchmaker, I paid 5000 simoleons too!)
Until Altair breaks down into a crying fit in front of her anyway.
And then gets really desperate and tries to hug her.
We interrupt this marathon dating to bring you Elizabeth who dropped by uninvited.
She got into the hot tub naked and prompty got electrocuted.
I trust the water was nice and toasty?
Elizabeth: Bye dad, it was nice seeing you again but I uh... I'm just gonna go home and take a shower, k?
Back at the date-a-thon date number two has a really hot ending. *cough* His date promptly left after this complaining of not having her needs taken care of.
Date three is... a teenager?
Ick.
Altair: I hope you're not a dirty cheater like my ex-wife!
Teen: Uhm...
Next please!
Date four, I put a stop to this one. She's a Miller.
Yes honey, don't give me that look. I don't want you to date her either.
I give up for now. I can't seem to get the poor guy a nice date :|
Let's have some birthdays instead.
Laurel 's birthday first
Looks to me like she takes after Castor a lot.
Ghost!Nadia: Happy birthday Lyra!
Lyra: GAAAH!
Thanks a lot Nadia.
It took three tries to get her to use the cake, got interrupted by ghosts twice >.<
Please ignore the creepy enthousiastic BV townie in the background, thanks.
Damn! I think I'm in love. <3
Lyra Miller:
Aspiration: Popularity
Secondary Aspiration: Family
LTW: ?
Hobby: Fitness
Sloppy/Neat: 1
Shy/Outgoing: 10
Lazy/Active: 10
Serious/Playful: 4
Grouchy/Nice: 10
And we end this update by shipping the first of the 4 teenagers off to college.
Bye Fell! I'm sure your brother and sisters will join you soon enough!
That's it for this time, tune in next time and see if Altair finally manages to find a new love. Whether Lynx will ever stop being a selfish ass. To see more of little Laurel and more of the remaining three teenagers as I don't think I'll ship the rest off to college just yet (I had to send Fell, he was 1 day from adult).
Thanks for reading!
Warnings: 84 pictures, language, etc etc,