Dear Media
Despite what you guys seem to think I (and probably many other people) do not care about the following:
1) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie possibly breaking up (and how this effects Jennifer)
2) The iPad. Well, probably I'm the only one who doesn't care about this.
3) Any reality tv star, this includes the Duckers and Jon and Kate.
4) Heidi Montag possibly being addicted to plastic surgery.
5) The messed up marriages of Tiger Woods, John Edwards, and their ilk.
6) Avatar. Get over it. Please.
Please, write about something else so I can look at something else at work because I have to stare at your newstand covers all freaking day.
1) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie possibly breaking up (and how this effects Jennifer)
2) The iPad. Well, probably I'm the only one who doesn't care about this.
3) Any reality tv star, this includes the Duckers and Jon and Kate.
4) Heidi Montag possibly being addicted to plastic surgery.
5) The messed up marriages of Tiger Woods, John Edwards, and their ilk.
6) Avatar. Get over it. Please.
Please, write about something else so I can look at something else at work because I have to stare at your newstand covers all freaking day.