Manly Boys' Night Out Pt3
Title: Manly Boys' Night Out
Length: 3/4
Author: fantasylove4ev
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, attempted humour, stuff, crossover fandoms
Summary: Kangin decides that he wants a night out with the manly boys of Suju & DBSK to show that they were top. How will it all work out when they're trying to hide it out from their 'wives'.
Sorry guys but the length has been changed to four parts cuz trying to squeeze a buncha couples in 1 part is very hard to do. And sorry for the delay
“C-come in hyung deul.” Key made a little bow and motioned for his members to do the same as Sungmin, Ryeowook, Jaejoong, Eeeteuk, Junsu, Donghae, and a disgruntled Heechul walked into their home.
Sungmin walked around in awe of the spotless dorm. “This is so clean! Eeteuk hyung you need to learn something from the youngest Kim Kibum.”
“It is clean.” Eeteuk turned around to his dongsaeng. “What kind of floor cleaner do you use?”
Jaejoong popped up behind Eeteuk all of a sudden holding Taemin’s freshly ironed school uniform. “And what kind of fabric softener do you use? It smells so nice.” He lifted the clothes up to take another wiff of the fragrant scent. “Look Teukie hyung. It’s so soft too.”
“It is.” Both grown men turned towards a flattered looking Key who began to share his household techniques.
Junsu was busy looking at Tamin and pondering about the boy’s age and skills. Ryeowook was trying to get Jonghyun to sing for him. Donghae glared at Minho’s height while Sungmin was poking at Onew’s soft skin.
Meanwhile Heechul looked around a while before yelling out his dislike. “Yah! Didn’t we come here to discuss something important.” Immediately all the dongsaeng excluding Jaejoong gathered around him and made a circle on the floor. Surprisingly they all fit.
Eeteuk signed making a promise to call Key up later to finish their talk. He pulled Jaejoong’s hand and took a spot in the circle as well. “So I guess you guys all know why we’re here. Our partners are planning a manly boys’ night out at the bar. Should we let them or what?”
Heechul sighed in an exasperated way. “Of course not. Do you know how many skanks are walking around these days?!”
Ryeowook raised his voice to be heard. “But they won’t cheat on us so I don’t know why we shouldn’t let them.”
Jaejoong scoffed. “Of course they won’t. Those men want to live you know.”
Sungmin leaned against Donghae’s back to get comfortable. “So who here have already given permission for their partners to go?” His gaze was not returned as everybody began to look down in shame for being gullible while SHINee was trying to avoid looking at their hyung deul all together especially Heechul who had previously threatened to take Taemin under his apprentice which illicted the motherly nature of Key and Eeteuk who had softly hinted that he would let Kangin on them and Jaejoong who looked about to come after them with a frying pan if they didn’t spill what they knew.
Junsu chuckled nervously. “W-well we’ve all let them so we can’t really say no now.” Well he can’t say no anyways. Correction: couldn’t
Not wanting to make a big deal out of this since manly boys had nothing but pride, Eeteuk said, “Why don’t we just let them go” “It’s not like they can do anything. And I don’t them to feel oppressed.”
Jaejoong thought it over properly. “Yeah just let them stroke their ego this one time. And they always come crawling back to bed anyways.”
Heechul seriously look like he was giving in while Ryeowook giggled at the word bed.
Meanwhile Onew leaned over to their Kim Kibum and whispered “Why are they here again?”
SHINee’s Kim Kibum whispered back. “Because Eeteuk wanted to fine somewhere to plan without alerting the manly boys and ruin their fun.”
The 2nd oldest sighed and nodded grudgingly. “Fine but we’re following them in case anything happens. And if something does happen NO ONE is allowed to get in my way understand?!”
For the first time Donghae was interested. He knew if he whined enough Eunhyuk wouldn’t go, but it was fun to follow people. “Yay! I have walky talkies. Hyukjae and I used it once to play naughty soldiers.”
“Omg Yoochun and I used walky talkies too except we played undercover spies.”
“Really I forced Kyuhyun to play that too!”
Eeteuk smiled. “Boys we don’t we don’t use the word force. I prefer asking nicely.”
Donghae cocked his head to the side. “How is it asking nicely if you threatened Kangin hyung with detention on the couch at night?”
For the third time SHINee felt like they had signed under the wrong company with the wrong sunbaenims, and Key wondered how long Taemin could keep his innocence.
“Okay are we all ready?” Yunho looked around to see everyone decked in fashionable attire.
“Wait.” Yoochun looked around. “Where’s Kangin hyung and Shiwon?”
“And Hangeng too … Ughh China just messes up names altogether.” Kyuhyun shook his head reminding himself that they were back in Korea.
“I’m over here.” Kangin imerged from his bedroom wearing jeans and t-shirt with a fashionable vest over it. His body reeked of manliness … along with perfume.
“Oh my god.” Eunhyuk wrinkled his nose. “Hyung overdose on perfume much.”
“Teukkie accidentally bought a whole bag of perfume samples and said we shouldn’t waste them.” Unbeknownst to the clueless Kangin (again), Jaejoong had suggest to his boyfriend the idea of perfume overdoes to hint any nobody interested that this man was already taken by another woman.
The next second Hankyung came from the kitchen followed by a worried looking Shiwon.
“Shiwon ah.” Yunho cocked his head to the side. “Why the heck are you wearing that a turtleneck. It’s not that cold outside.
Eunhyuk who was curious pulled down the boy’s sweater revealing big dark hickeys. “Holy dang!”
Shiwon chuckled nervously. “H-Heechul got a little clingy.”
“Good idea man.” Yesung put a hand on his dongsaeng’s shoulder. “Girls won’t approach you when they see those.” Then he look at Shiwon more closely. “… And boys too.”
“Wait.” Yunho looked Hankyung up and down. “How come Hankyung hyung isn’t marked?” In fact, the man had two buttons undone on the casual dress shirt.
Shiwon laughed. “Hannie got marked in other places.”
Hankyung shot Shiwon a glare. “They don’t need to know.” And this time unbeknownst to TWO supposedly smart guys, Jaejoong suggested to Heechul the idea of branding to show possession. And once again, Kibum rolled his eyes at the manly boys’ stupidity when it comes to their partners.
Length: 3/4
Author: fantasylove4ev
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, attempted humour, stuff, crossover fandoms
Summary: Kangin decides that he wants a night out with the manly boys of Suju & DBSK to show that they were top. How will it all work out when they're trying to hide it out from their 'wives'.
Sorry guys but the length has been changed to four parts cuz trying to squeeze a buncha couples in 1 part is very hard to do. And sorry for the delay
“C-come in hyung deul.” Key made a little bow and motioned for his members to do the same as Sungmin, Ryeowook, Jaejoong, Eeeteuk, Junsu, Donghae, and a disgruntled Heechul walked into their home.
Sungmin walked around in awe of the spotless dorm. “This is so clean! Eeteuk hyung you need to learn something from the youngest Kim Kibum.”
“It is clean.” Eeteuk turned around to his dongsaeng. “What kind of floor cleaner do you use?”
Jaejoong popped up behind Eeteuk all of a sudden holding Taemin’s freshly ironed school uniform. “And what kind of fabric softener do you use? It smells so nice.” He lifted the clothes up to take another wiff of the fragrant scent. “Look Teukie hyung. It’s so soft too.”
“It is.” Both grown men turned towards a flattered looking Key who began to share his household techniques.
Junsu was busy looking at Tamin and pondering about the boy’s age and skills. Ryeowook was trying to get Jonghyun to sing for him. Donghae glared at Minho’s height while Sungmin was poking at Onew’s soft skin.
Meanwhile Heechul looked around a while before yelling out his dislike. “Yah! Didn’t we come here to discuss something important.” Immediately all the dongsaeng excluding Jaejoong gathered around him and made a circle on the floor. Surprisingly they all fit.
Eeteuk signed making a promise to call Key up later to finish their talk. He pulled Jaejoong’s hand and took a spot in the circle as well. “So I guess you guys all know why we’re here. Our partners are planning a manly boys’ night out at the bar. Should we let them or what?”
Heechul sighed in an exasperated way. “Of course not. Do you know how many skanks are walking around these days?!”
Ryeowook raised his voice to be heard. “But they won’t cheat on us so I don’t know why we shouldn’t let them.”
Jaejoong scoffed. “Of course they won’t. Those men want to live you know.”
Sungmin leaned against Donghae’s back to get comfortable. “So who here have already given permission for their partners to go?” His gaze was not returned as everybody began to look down in shame for being gullible while SHINee was trying to avoid looking at their hyung deul all together especially Heechul who had previously threatened to take Taemin under his apprentice which illicted the motherly nature of Key and Eeteuk who had softly hinted that he would let Kangin on them and Jaejoong who looked about to come after them with a frying pan if they didn’t spill what they knew.
Junsu chuckled nervously. “W-well we’ve all let them so we can’t really say no now.” Well he can’t say no anyways. Correction: couldn’t
Not wanting to make a big deal out of this since manly boys had nothing but pride, Eeteuk said, “Why don’t we just let them go” “It’s not like they can do anything. And I don’t them to feel oppressed.”
Jaejoong thought it over properly. “Yeah just let them stroke their ego this one time. And they always come crawling back to bed anyways.”
Heechul seriously look like he was giving in while Ryeowook giggled at the word bed.
Meanwhile Onew leaned over to their Kim Kibum and whispered “Why are they here again?”
SHINee’s Kim Kibum whispered back. “Because Eeteuk wanted to fine somewhere to plan without alerting the manly boys and ruin their fun.”
The 2nd oldest sighed and nodded grudgingly. “Fine but we’re following them in case anything happens. And if something does happen NO ONE is allowed to get in my way understand?!”
For the first time Donghae was interested. He knew if he whined enough Eunhyuk wouldn’t go, but it was fun to follow people. “Yay! I have walky talkies. Hyukjae and I used it once to play naughty soldiers.”
“Omg Yoochun and I used walky talkies too except we played undercover spies.”
“Really I forced Kyuhyun to play that too!”
Eeteuk smiled. “Boys we don’t we don’t use the word force. I prefer asking nicely.”
Donghae cocked his head to the side. “How is it asking nicely if you threatened Kangin hyung with detention on the couch at night?”
For the third time SHINee felt like they had signed under the wrong company with the wrong sunbaenims, and Key wondered how long Taemin could keep his innocence.
“Okay are we all ready?” Yunho looked around to see everyone decked in fashionable attire.
“Wait.” Yoochun looked around. “Where’s Kangin hyung and Shiwon?”
“And Hangeng too … Ughh China just messes up names altogether.” Kyuhyun shook his head reminding himself that they were back in Korea.
“I’m over here.” Kangin imerged from his bedroom wearing jeans and t-shirt with a fashionable vest over it. His body reeked of manliness … along with perfume.
“Oh my god.” Eunhyuk wrinkled his nose. “Hyung overdose on perfume much.”
“Teukkie accidentally bought a whole bag of perfume samples and said we shouldn’t waste them.” Unbeknownst to the clueless Kangin (again), Jaejoong had suggest to his boyfriend the idea of perfume overdoes to hint any nobody interested that this man was already taken by another woman.
The next second Hankyung came from the kitchen followed by a worried looking Shiwon.
“Shiwon ah.” Yunho cocked his head to the side. “Why the heck are you wearing that a turtleneck. It’s not that cold outside.
Eunhyuk who was curious pulled down the boy’s sweater revealing big dark hickeys. “Holy dang!”
Shiwon chuckled nervously. “H-Heechul got a little clingy.”
“Good idea man.” Yesung put a hand on his dongsaeng’s shoulder. “Girls won’t approach you when they see those.” Then he look at Shiwon more closely. “… And boys too.”
“Wait.” Yunho looked Hankyung up and down. “How come Hankyung hyung isn’t marked?” In fact, the man had two buttons undone on the casual dress shirt.
Shiwon laughed. “Hannie got marked in other places.”
Hankyung shot Shiwon a glare. “They don’t need to know.” And this time unbeknownst to TWO supposedly smart guys, Jaejoong suggested to Heechul the idea of branding to show possession. And once again, Kibum rolled his eyes at the manly boys’ stupidity when it comes to their partners.