It's...not that second part. INTERMISSION.
IT'S THAT ONE MEME FROM FOREVER AGO. And I do RP as Smoker as well, but...well. I don't know all that much about his hopes and dreams and rainbows and unicorns and shit. >> CLEARLY I WIN.
01. Full name: Usopp.
02. Best friend: I'd take a stab at Sanji. Maybe Luffy.
03. Sexuality: Hm. I like to joke that he's fruitier than loops, but honestly? I don't think Usopp has much of a preference for a specific gender in the emotional sense. He has shown reaction to naked!Nami (thank you for reminding me~), not that I can blame the guy for it. I think the bottom line is he likes naked girls as much as the rest of us but if he fell in love with a guy it wouldn't be the end of the world. Oda weaves a tale of open interpretation.
04. Favorite color: Yellow? (brain-fart)
05. Relationship status: Single.
06. Ideal mate: There are a lot of ways this could go. Someone he could protect, or someone who could protect him when he needs it. Someone who doesn't mind listening to him talk. All the time. With almost no shutting up. They'd have to be able to be patient with him, because Usopp is a walking bundle of nerves and twitchery, especially where relationships are concerned, I'd imagine. He would be scared as all hell, you know? To the contrary, someone who also knows when he doesn't need patience but rather needs to be smacked upside the head pushed. And just...on occasion? He'd like to feel like he's actually needed and understood by whoever he's with. Even just once in a blue moon, that would mean the world to him. Though really this is just speculation. He might be satisfied with just whoever loves him that he loves back.
07. Turn-ons: ...pft. Turn him on and he'll know what does.
08. Last sexual experience: ...pft. Does he not scream “virgin”? In a highly audible tone?
09. Favorite food: Pike. Or, yanno, seasonal fish like that.
10. Crushes: Sanji. Tch, no. Not yet.
11. Favorite music: I dunno. Probably something very...piratey.
12. Biggest fear: Everything. No. I think his biggest fear is being alone again. He was when his mother died and then again when he left the crew, and he is absolutely terrified of going through it again.
13. Biggest fantasy: He's full of fantastical things, dammit. Brave warrior of the sea, I guess?
14. Quirks in bed: Well if he ever gets laid...he's a pillow-talk guy. And a clingy guy. Therefore he will be pretty much welded to you and talking until he falls asleep. And I get a nervous-gesture vibe from him, too. Like picking up someone's hand and messing with their fingers while he's talking, or something? (shot in the head-canon dark much)
15. Bad habits: Lying. Poking fun at crewmates with dangerous attacks at their disposal. Thinking the worst of most situations. Never shutting up.
16. Biggest regret: The entire goddamn Water 7 arc. No. Really. Losing the money, failing to retrieve the money, leaving the crew, fighting with Luffy, losing the Merry...it gets hard to pick just one, you see.
17. Best kept secrets: Uh. What are these “secrets” of which you speak? He hasn't told anyone where Nami lives...?
18. Last thought: Vash really is stupid. "Damn it woman, stop kidnapping me."
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience: He has not had one of those just yet. HIS INNOCENCE SHINES LIKE A BEACON, AMIRITE?
20. Biggest insecurity: I debate whether 'everything' counts as a viable answer. Well. Maybe not. Usopp is like insecurity with legs and a lot of talk, but I guess it doesn't count, so... He is his own biggest insecurity: being Luffy's nakama and deserving to be Luffy's nakama are two very different things in his eyes, and he's never really felt like he's strong enough to deserve it. So I guess being a liability to the crew. Not being strong enough when it really counts. Disappointing Luffy and the others. Usopp and confidence- that being real confidence- don't really mesh.
01. Full name: Usopp.
02. Best friend: I'd take a stab at Sanji. Maybe Luffy.
03. Sexuality: Hm. I like to joke that he's fruitier than loops, but honestly? I don't think Usopp has much of a preference for a specific gender in the emotional sense. He has shown reaction to naked!Nami (thank you for reminding me~), not that I can blame the guy for it. I think the bottom line is he likes naked girls as much as the rest of us but if he fell in love with a guy it wouldn't be the end of the world. Oda weaves a tale of open interpretation.
04. Favorite color: Yellow? (brain-fart)
05. Relationship status: Single.
06. Ideal mate: There are a lot of ways this could go. Someone he could protect, or someone who could protect him when he needs it. Someone who doesn't mind listening to him talk. All the time. With almost no shutting up. They'd have to be able to be patient with him, because Usopp is a walking bundle of nerves and twitchery, especially where relationships are concerned, I'd imagine. He would be scared as all hell, you know? To the contrary, someone who also knows when he doesn't need patience but rather needs to be smacked upside the head pushed. And just...on occasion? He'd like to feel like he's actually needed and understood by whoever he's with. Even just once in a blue moon, that would mean the world to him. Though really this is just speculation. He might be satisfied with just whoever loves him that he loves back.
07. Turn-ons: ...pft. Turn him on and he'll know what does.
08. Last sexual experience: ...pft. Does he not scream “virgin”? In a highly audible tone?
09. Favorite food: Pike. Or, yanno, seasonal fish like that.
10. Crushes: Sanji. Tch, no. Not yet.
11. Favorite music: I dunno. Probably something very...piratey.
12. Biggest fear: Everything. No. I think his biggest fear is being alone again. He was when his mother died and then again when he left the crew, and he is absolutely terrified of going through it again.
13. Biggest fantasy: He's full of fantastical things, dammit. Brave warrior of the sea, I guess?
14. Quirks in bed: Well if he ever gets laid...he's a pillow-talk guy. And a clingy guy. Therefore he will be pretty much welded to you and talking until he falls asleep. And I get a nervous-gesture vibe from him, too. Like picking up someone's hand and messing with their fingers while he's talking, or something? (shot in the head-canon dark much)
15. Bad habits: Lying. Poking fun at crewmates with dangerous attacks at their disposal. Thinking the worst of most situations. Never shutting up.
16. Biggest regret: The entire goddamn Water 7 arc. No. Really. Losing the money, failing to retrieve the money, leaving the crew, fighting with Luffy, losing the Merry...it gets hard to pick just one, you see.
17. Best kept secrets: Uh. What are these “secrets” of which you speak? He hasn't told anyone where Nami lives...?
18. Last thought: Vash really is stupid. "Damn it woman, stop kidnapping me."
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience: He has not had one of those just yet. HIS INNOCENCE SHINES LIKE A BEACON, AMIRITE?
20. Biggest insecurity: I debate whether 'everything' counts as a viable answer. Well. Maybe not. Usopp is like insecurity with legs and a lot of talk, but I guess it doesn't count, so... He is his own biggest insecurity: being Luffy's nakama and deserving to be Luffy's nakama are two very different things in his eyes, and he's never really felt like he's strong enough to deserve it. So I guess being a liability to the crew. Not being strong enough when it really counts. Disappointing Luffy and the others. Usopp and confidence- that being real confidence- don't really mesh.