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[fantasticmuse]

Today one of my students flooded the bathroom and didn't tell anyone. Also we found dead squirrel in our supply closet.

Tomorrow I'm hoping for 100% less of both of these things.

My life: way more hilarious than yours, y/n?

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[fantasticmuse]

lololol how did I forget about this?

I miss your stupid face. Where are you? Where am I? Can you define rhetorical?

[fantasticmuse]

Well now that would be telling. But definitely don't look behind you.

[fantasticmuse]

Awww. But I'm not behind you! I was saving you work! Come on, work with me here.

lol it's probably bad that my first response to this was "Heee I'm a creeper :DDDDDD"

[fantasticmuse]

DDDDDDDDDD:

911 DOESN'T LOVE ME. I DON'T LIKE JAIL. I'M SORRY I'M A CREEPER.

[fantasticmuse]

I'm not. :(

You love me though, don't forget! I heard you think it once.

[fantasticmuse]

I will never win this contest, will I? I will sadly go and put away my empty frame for the coveted "Not Creepy At All, Ever" award. Sadly. Because I'm sad.