If I were...
stranded on an island... I would so totally just die. I just tried to start a fire in our fireplace and **POOF** it went out. I then tried again and **POOF** it went out... you know, I am even using a stupid match. I thought I did it right.
Cruppled Up Paper... check
Kindling... Check
Large Pieces of Wood... Check
Match... Check
Oxygen... *gasp choke weez... just kidding*... check
I placed the Paper under the big metal thingy.... then I placed all the kindling in the form of a sorta T-P (I would have made a bad american indian too) above the paper.... then I placed the larger fire wood ontop of all that...sprayed with some lighter fluid.. and ***BANG***
No really, I lit the bottom of everything with a very long match... and nothing. DRAT DRAT DRAT!
Where is a man when you need one?
**goes back to the drawing board**
Cruppled Up Paper... check
Kindling... Check
Large Pieces of Wood... Check
Match... Check
Oxygen... *gasp choke weez... just kidding*... check
I placed the Paper under the big metal thingy.... then I placed all the kindling in the form of a sorta T-P (I would have made a bad american indian too) above the paper.... then I placed the larger fire wood ontop of all that...sprayed with some lighter fluid.. and ***BANG***
No really, I lit the bottom of everything with a very long match... and nothing. DRAT DRAT DRAT!
Where is a man when you need one?
**goes back to the drawing board**