this is for beauchamp, at his request.
so because i was informed today,
actually just a few minutes ago,
by beau, that i haven't infact updated this hoo ha in 11 weeks...i thought today was a pretty exceptional day to document.
so, this will be hefty.
i promise.
this morning i started out teaching my art lessons.
ten to eleven thirty, they were.
i had a nightmare before about how the kids were c razy and terrorized me, and there was like 6 billion of them running through my house, along with these two freaky perverted guys, but
anyways...
so i was teaching art lessons.
cartooning was today.
which is not at all my strong point, and so, i don't feel like i taught enough. :/
but, anyways,
FUNNY:
this kid grant, he was carrying his water down the stairs, and i told him not to spill it because if he did, i'd make him lick it up off the floor. JOKING, of course. giving him a little scare.
and THEN!
he actually spilled it on the table, and i went to get some toilet paper to wipe it up, and i come back, and he's licking it up!
and i laugh, and go,
"no! you don't really have to do that i was kidding."
and he looked kind of embarrassed and goes,
"i don't mind. i do it all the time at home."
hahahahha.
they were wild.
then i called kev to hang out.
he had to practice at one.
so i watched a bit of roseanne.
love roseanne.
then i was cutting my cuticles, with the little cutter thingy,
and Kelsey, my mom's sister's husband's sister's daughter, came over with my aunt. (she was visiting from florida.) and we got to talking and everything for a bit.
it was nice.
then kev called at 3-ish.
and i went over to his house,
where we,
finished watching: what i like about you.
then he ate dinner.
but i didn't because i was waiting to eat at rick's.
and then his dad came home.
(i love his dad. he's hilarious.)
and then we all watched maury povich talk about nasty sex scandals and crime things, and kevs dad made fun of it the whole time.
then kev and i went outside and swang on the proch swing,
while we shook this little happymeal pirate skull to tell us things like, if kev was wearing kangaroos, or if i was really the hottest person on the planet.
(think magic 8 ball.)
then kev decides to smash it apart to get the little thing out that says all the yes, no, maybes on it.
and we both destroyed it,
til the blue tube popped out,
and then he went to go break the tube, but it bounced off the tree and went into the weeds.
after all that time.
priceless.
then kev and i went back inside.
i tried to get this video to work online, but it was being slow,
so i left and got alex and molly to go to rick's.
sav called on the way there in PANIC because she had arrived 5 mionutes early, and was wondering when we were going to be there.
well,
we got there, and i quickly ate three chocolate chip cookies.
because there was sloppy joes for dinner.
and i regretted not eating at kevs.
because he had grilled cheese and soup.
so i filled up on cookies and chips.
i had A LOT of cookies.
anyways, then we all went into the living room to try and watch the ichthus videos, but they didnt work.
then,
i hear this really low, SWEEEEEET.
and i look at rick, and say,
"who was that? Ray?"
hahahahah.
it was hilarious.
out of nowhere.
i don't know anyone named ray!
so then we drifed into the dining room
where Wayne,
(coolest old guy ever)
was telling some story to sarah e., liz e., and kelli about snipe hunting.
SNIPE-a mix between a bird, mouse, squirrell or something.
purely fictional.
then he was saying how he went snipe hunting with the kids every year at family camp, and they always believed him, and how sometimes the girls were gullible enough to believe it.
and he goes,
"like you!"
and points to poor kelli.
hahhahah.
and we'rea ll just dying.
then he tells us how he wants to find a live mouse some day, and a dead bat, and cut the wings off and staple them to the mouse so he has a real "snipe."
it was hilarious.
and then he goes onto talk about when he was younger and he used to think this old depot was where the easterbunny lived.
and how he learned everything he knows about native americans from the straight arrow guy on the old shredded wheat box.
and how he once believe there were indian burial grounds in the back of the woods, but whne he was 15 he realized they were just stumps that had covered in dirt over time.
it was fabulous.
then we had a talk with rick.
me, ash, sav, al, and molly.
just about everything.
i love that guy.
he's the best thing that ever happened to the youth group.
he and renee both.
and wayne of course.
so then we all prayed,
and alex, and i and molly took off.
and when i got home.
i felt loved.
because four people said hey to me instantly online.
and that rarely happens.
i talked to nate, alex, beau, andy, ash, and sean.
sean and i laughed about masturbation.
ash and i had a very lovely chat. and i think i made her feel a little better, which is good :)
then beau and i,
well, we've been having these late night chats lately.
and he convinced me to do this.
so i did.
because i know he likes reading these.
and i had a lot to say.
i also ate raisin bran today when i got home.
and my dad found a mouse in the wall,
and it died already i think.
because he said it was eating the poison as soon as he put it there.
so molly's in my bed because she's afriad of it.
(which i slept in her room once for a LOOONG time because of the mice)
so i owe her.
and, what else happened today?
oh yes.
i laughed A LOT.
"Live a good life. and at the end, it's not the years in a life that matter, it's the life in the years."
-Abraham Lincoln
(and above rick and renee's fireplace.)
there's more.
i could go one forever.
but i'll spare you.
love.
love.
love.
actually just a few minutes ago,
by beau, that i haven't infact updated this hoo ha in 11 weeks...i thought today was a pretty exceptional day to document.
so, this will be hefty.
i promise.
this morning i started out teaching my art lessons.
ten to eleven thirty, they were.
i had a nightmare before about how the kids were c razy and terrorized me, and there was like 6 billion of them running through my house, along with these two freaky perverted guys, but
anyways...
so i was teaching art lessons.
cartooning was today.
which is not at all my strong point, and so, i don't feel like i taught enough. :/
but, anyways,
FUNNY:
this kid grant, he was carrying his water down the stairs, and i told him not to spill it because if he did, i'd make him lick it up off the floor. JOKING, of course. giving him a little scare.
and THEN!
he actually spilled it on the table, and i went to get some toilet paper to wipe it up, and i come back, and he's licking it up!
and i laugh, and go,
"no! you don't really have to do that i was kidding."
and he looked kind of embarrassed and goes,
"i don't mind. i do it all the time at home."
hahahahha.
they were wild.
then i called kev to hang out.
he had to practice at one.
so i watched a bit of roseanne.
love roseanne.
then i was cutting my cuticles, with the little cutter thingy,
and Kelsey, my mom's sister's husband's sister's daughter, came over with my aunt. (she was visiting from florida.) and we got to talking and everything for a bit.
it was nice.
then kev called at 3-ish.
and i went over to his house,
where we,
finished watching: what i like about you.
then he ate dinner.
but i didn't because i was waiting to eat at rick's.
and then his dad came home.
(i love his dad. he's hilarious.)
and then we all watched maury povich talk about nasty sex scandals and crime things, and kevs dad made fun of it the whole time.
then kev and i went outside and swang on the proch swing,
while we shook this little happymeal pirate skull to tell us things like, if kev was wearing kangaroos, or if i was really the hottest person on the planet.
(think magic 8 ball.)
then kev decides to smash it apart to get the little thing out that says all the yes, no, maybes on it.
and we both destroyed it,
til the blue tube popped out,
and then he went to go break the tube, but it bounced off the tree and went into the weeds.
after all that time.
priceless.
then kev and i went back inside.
i tried to get this video to work online, but it was being slow,
so i left and got alex and molly to go to rick's.
sav called on the way there in PANIC because she had arrived 5 mionutes early, and was wondering when we were going to be there.
well,
we got there, and i quickly ate three chocolate chip cookies.
because there was sloppy joes for dinner.
and i regretted not eating at kevs.
because he had grilled cheese and soup.
so i filled up on cookies and chips.
i had A LOT of cookies.
anyways, then we all went into the living room to try and watch the ichthus videos, but they didnt work.
then,
i hear this really low, SWEEEEEET.
and i look at rick, and say,
"who was that? Ray?"
hahahahah.
it was hilarious.
out of nowhere.
i don't know anyone named ray!
so then we drifed into the dining room
where Wayne,
(coolest old guy ever)
was telling some story to sarah e., liz e., and kelli about snipe hunting.
SNIPE-a mix between a bird, mouse, squirrell or something.
purely fictional.
then he was saying how he went snipe hunting with the kids every year at family camp, and they always believed him, and how sometimes the girls were gullible enough to believe it.
and he goes,
"like you!"
and points to poor kelli.
hahhahah.
and we'rea ll just dying.
then he tells us how he wants to find a live mouse some day, and a dead bat, and cut the wings off and staple them to the mouse so he has a real "snipe."
it was hilarious.
and then he goes onto talk about when he was younger and he used to think this old depot was where the easterbunny lived.
and how he learned everything he knows about native americans from the straight arrow guy on the old shredded wheat box.
and how he once believe there were indian burial grounds in the back of the woods, but whne he was 15 he realized they were just stumps that had covered in dirt over time.
it was fabulous.
then we had a talk with rick.
me, ash, sav, al, and molly.
just about everything.
i love that guy.
he's the best thing that ever happened to the youth group.
he and renee both.
and wayne of course.
so then we all prayed,
and alex, and i and molly took off.
and when i got home.
i felt loved.
because four people said hey to me instantly online.
and that rarely happens.
i talked to nate, alex, beau, andy, ash, and sean.
sean and i laughed about masturbation.
ash and i had a very lovely chat. and i think i made her feel a little better, which is good :)
then beau and i,
well, we've been having these late night chats lately.
and he convinced me to do this.
so i did.
because i know he likes reading these.
and i had a lot to say.
i also ate raisin bran today when i got home.
and my dad found a mouse in the wall,
and it died already i think.
because he said it was eating the poison as soon as he put it there.
so molly's in my bed because she's afriad of it.
(which i slept in her room once for a LOOONG time because of the mice)
so i owe her.
and, what else happened today?
oh yes.
i laughed A LOT.
"Live a good life. and at the end, it's not the years in a life that matter, it's the life in the years."
-Abraham Lincoln
(and above rick and renee's fireplace.)
there's more.
i could go one forever.
but i'll spare you.
love.
love.
love.