Title: So Hot!
Author: AngiePen
Fandom: Fantastic Four (Movieverse)
Pairing: Johnny and his hand (luckily), fantasizing about Johnny/SomeChick
Rating: hard R
Summary: Johnny, inexplicably, hasn't gotten any since becoming the Human Torch, since the universe hates him or something. He finally decides to take matters in hand.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything you recognize. I know nothing about their social lives or sexual activities, more's the pity. This is fiction, period. It is done as a labor of love and I make no money from it.
Warning: for a very young man's rather adolescent sexual fantasies. [innocent humming]
Notes: So I was talking to
lady_razzle in comments a couple of mornings ago and this image popped into my mind....
Johnny peeled out of his uniform, wadded it up into a big rubbery wad of wadded-up whatever and slammed it across the room. It bounced off the wall on the other side of his bed and uncurled into a Johnny-shaped heap on the floor. The damn thing was making fun of him -- the Human Torch, the big hero, the one really hot guy in the group even when he wasn't flaming, the one who should be coming home with an equally hot girl on each arm at the very least and six more phone numbers in his pocket, if genius Reed had thought to put pockets in the stupid suits--
Shit.
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