Procrastination...
Go to urbandictionary. com, and type in your answer to each question in the search box. Only use the first result.
1. Your name? Jessica
wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
2. Nickname? Jess
A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".
The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
Hey, don't you just love that girl?
Yeah, she's so jess.
3. Relationship status? Taken
When some girl/woman is already with some loser, and even though he's an asshole who brags behind her back about how many BJs and how much sex he gets from her, she still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and may never know the difference because she's clueless and ignorant. She thinks she loves him, while the only thing the boyfriend is sure of, is how much he loves that pussy, and how he'll tell her whatever she wants to hear to ensure he keeps getting it. The girl/woman, of course, is totally oblivious to this. Meanwhile the guys in her life who truly care about her are left neglected and rejected because, for whatever unknown reason, girls/women are seemingly naturally attracted to assholes and pricks.
Why the hell are you hanging out with Mary? You know she's taken.
4. You describe your best friend as what? Sexual
(Scottish Slang) When something is immense, great, superb, any of the aforementioned terms and the like.
That was fuckin' sexual sir!
5. What should you be doing? Reading
Rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.
6. Favorite Food? Fudge
parent approved subsitute for fuck
Fudge! I hate it when I forget stuff.
7. Home town? Iroquois, ON
Iroquois is a powerful and influencial group, first nations/native americans. Their hairstyle, the mohican or mohawk is very well known around the world for punk culture.
Iroquois is a powerful race
8. Finish the line: "the best thing[s] in life is/are __?" Sex and Violence
A song by the Exploited.
Or, just sex and violence, literally.
I went to an exploited show and they played sex and violence
9. One word to describe yourself? Odd
Oppositional Defiant Disorder: Surprisingly, it's real. A fake ass 'disorder' pulled out of the asses of a small collective of psychiatrists working for pharma companies in order to maximize revenue. Of course, there is no 'authoritarian disorder', because the parents are the ones paying. Despite the seemingly 'funny' aspect of it, this is actually considered a real disorder by many psychiatrists, a scary happening and a looming indicator of what may come.
OMG, he has ODD, force drug him, it can't have anything to do with our ridiculously excessive punishments and restrictions
10. Your best friend[s]: Ben
Ben:
A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
Jillian:
1. A flabby, wrinkled, loose vagina. Similar to a box of cow tongues.
2. An insult much like "douche" or "asshole".
1. Dude, I bet you that Mrs. Stewart has a major jillian.
2. Gosh, you're such a jillian.
1. Your name? Jessica
wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
2. Nickname? Jess
A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".
The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
Hey, don't you just love that girl?
Yeah, she's so jess.
3. Relationship status? Taken
When some girl/woman is already with some loser, and even though he's an asshole who brags behind her back about how many BJs and how much sex he gets from her, she still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and may never know the difference because she's clueless and ignorant. She thinks she loves him, while the only thing the boyfriend is sure of, is how much he loves that pussy, and how he'll tell her whatever she wants to hear to ensure he keeps getting it. The girl/woman, of course, is totally oblivious to this. Meanwhile the guys in her life who truly care about her are left neglected and rejected because, for whatever unknown reason, girls/women are seemingly naturally attracted to assholes and pricks.
Why the hell are you hanging out with Mary? You know she's taken.
4. You describe your best friend as what? Sexual
(Scottish Slang) When something is immense, great, superb, any of the aforementioned terms and the like.
That was fuckin' sexual sir!
5. What should you be doing? Reading
Rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.
6. Favorite Food? Fudge
parent approved subsitute for fuck
Fudge! I hate it when I forget stuff.
7. Home town? Iroquois, ON
Iroquois is a powerful and influencial group, first nations/native americans. Their hairstyle, the mohican or mohawk is very well known around the world for punk culture.
Iroquois is a powerful race
8. Finish the line: "the best thing[s] in life is/are __?" Sex and Violence
A song by the Exploited.
Or, just sex and violence, literally.
I went to an exploited show and they played sex and violence
9. One word to describe yourself? Odd
Oppositional Defiant Disorder: Surprisingly, it's real. A fake ass 'disorder' pulled out of the asses of a small collective of psychiatrists working for pharma companies in order to maximize revenue. Of course, there is no 'authoritarian disorder', because the parents are the ones paying. Despite the seemingly 'funny' aspect of it, this is actually considered a real disorder by many psychiatrists, a scary happening and a looming indicator of what may come.
OMG, he has ODD, force drug him, it can't have anything to do with our ridiculously excessive punishments and restrictions
10. Your best friend[s]: Ben
Ben:
A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
Jillian:
1. A flabby, wrinkled, loose vagina. Similar to a box of cow tongues.
2. An insult much like "douche" or "asshole".
1. Dude, I bet you that Mrs. Stewart has a major jillian.
2. Gosh, you're such a jillian.