Dear Music Television "MTV,"
I'm willing to believe that there is little that has not already been done before, in cinema, in literature, in music, in the art of copulating with little forest animals. Less than an hour ago, I was commenting that a Franz Ferdinand riff sounded much like the famous car commercial jingle the Foghat song, Slow Ride.
I was going somewhere with this but I think trying to remember what band played Slow Ride before the car commercial threw me off. Anyway, dear MTV, do you really have to do this this? There is no offical cast yet but for the sake of reason, will John Travolta really perform Sweet Transvestite better than Tim Curry? And listen, even if Miley Cyrus really wants to play Janet Weiss, after that whole Vanity Fair scandal, will it be worth it to hear her butcher Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me? Shit, and Zac Efron might as well play Rocky. As for Columbia and Magenta, I know that you're thinking, it's crazy, but Britney Spears and Rihanna respectively will be box office gold. When the credits roll, finish off with Slow Ride performed by Soulja Boy and Kelis (although I haven't heard much from her since the mugshot with pink hair).
Oh for fuck's sake, MTV. Come on. :(
Best regards,
Hoiger ♥
P.S. What horrible torture was John Waters put through to pen a sequel to Hairspray?
I was going somewhere with this but I think trying to remember what band played Slow Ride before the car commercial threw me off. Anyway, dear MTV, do you really have to do this this? There is no offical cast yet but for the sake of reason, will John Travolta really perform Sweet Transvestite better than Tim Curry? And listen, even if Miley Cyrus really wants to play Janet Weiss, after that whole Vanity Fair scandal, will it be worth it to hear her butcher Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me? Shit, and Zac Efron might as well play Rocky. As for Columbia and Magenta, I know that you're thinking, it's crazy, but Britney Spears and Rihanna respectively will be box office gold. When the credits roll, finish off with Slow Ride performed by Soulja Boy and Kelis (although I haven't heard much from her since the mugshot with pink hair).
Oh for fuck's sake, MTV. Come on. :(
Best regards,
Hoiger ♥
P.S. What horrible torture was John Waters put through to pen a sequel to Hairspray?