First Date Fic Recs
Fun quotes make for fun fic! Below are two classics.
JONATHAN/FIRST: The girls must die.
ANDREW: I could never do that. All those girls, all that blood. I didn't like the stabbing before.
JONATHAN/FIRST: You don't have to stab. This'll be easy. Andrew, think about it. Willow brought something to this house. Something good. Something you can use.
ANDREW (excitedly making Vanna White hands): The new microwave!
The microwave on Revello Drive has been kaput since Dawn had the exploding marshmallow incident back in Conversations With Dead People, but happy days are here again. Let's look at one writer's version of how that came to pass:
Microwave Meals (Quick, Easy and Sometimes Satisfying) by quinara
Buffy and Spike (not Willow) buy a microwave. Podfic courtesy of constance_b is available here.
XANDER: Another demon woman was attracted to me! But I've got the answer! Willow! Gay me up! C'mon! Let's gay!
Gay Me Up by caia (aka thisficklemob)
With a set up like that, how could Spike resist? (Not Spike/Xander, but still entertaining)
JONATHAN/FIRST: The girls must die.
ANDREW: I could never do that. All those girls, all that blood. I didn't like the stabbing before.
JONATHAN/FIRST: You don't have to stab. This'll be easy. Andrew, think about it. Willow brought something to this house. Something good. Something you can use.
ANDREW (excitedly making Vanna White hands): The new microwave!
The microwave on Revello Drive has been kaput since Dawn had the exploding marshmallow incident back in Conversations With Dead People, but happy days are here again. Let's look at one writer's version of how that came to pass:
Microwave Meals (Quick, Easy and Sometimes Satisfying) by quinara
Buffy and Spike (not Willow) buy a microwave. Podfic courtesy of constance_b is available here.
XANDER: Another demon woman was attracted to me! But I've got the answer! Willow! Gay me up! C'mon! Let's gay!
Gay Me Up by caia (aka thisficklemob)
With a set up like that, how could Spike resist? (Not Spike/Xander, but still entertaining)