Stolen from last year, made me laugh too much!

[fantahsay]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, fantahsay sent to me...

Twelve piercings spanking
Eleven snails writing
Ten computers a-curling
Nine cats chatting
Eight tattoos a-partying
Seven cigars a-traveling
Six hairdressers a-flogging
Five dre-e-e-ead falls
Four siamese cats
Three foo fighters
Two plus sizes
...and a latex in a cosmetology.