The Ljanbörg LC #1.6
Hello!
So I'm back with another Ljanbörg update. This is the last one before kids head to college.
!WARNINGS! Bad language, alien nudity, typos.
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Skye is only fixing the computer because she and the nanny need it for cyberstalking making new friends.
Punch U Punch Me seems a good game to play between father and son.
Tyler: You know dad, Skye did something horrible one day..
Joakim: What?
Tyler: I heard she planned to burn us all so she set the stove on fire.
Joakim: Really? Thats unacceptabale!
Skye: Hi guys what's up=
Oh, you know, just your father and brother gossiping about you like you aren't even there
Skye: HAHAHAH BITCHSLAP!!
Tyler: WHAT THE HELL??
Tyler: YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP WITH YOUR SHIT SKYE I'M REALLY ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Skye: But I just wanted to help with your ugly face :(
Tyler: No kisses, Skye!
Skye: Aren't you the one who's trying to kiss me?
Joakim: WHOOO THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
You're an adult, Joakim
Joakim: Who said only kids could enjoy swings?
And the sibling love continues
Skye: NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE
Tyler: STOP THAT! *punches through Skye's skirt*
Clay: You what, totally useless paper airplane? I think I love you.
You can't love an airplane that's made out of old newspaper, Clay
Jessica: AWYEAH SMUSTLE BABY
I only realized now that Jessica is wearing shorts under her dress
And the new nanny has arrived (even though I don't really need one..)
Jessica has infected everyone to smustle
Skye: Ah yes, thank you!
What's up?
Skye: I'm going to college!
....already???
Tyler: Bye Skye! You were a shitty big sister, good to see you go!
TYLER!!
Tyler: Oh shit, umm... bye, big sister!
And the first one is off to college!
Tyler is being a better older sibling than Skye ever was
Clay: Delicious!
Clay, STAY AWAY FROM THE CHIPS. THEY MAKE YOU FAT
I actually have a servo in this game, who lives in that blue house behind and his name is Mr. Sneezer. Yes, very creative, I know.
If the last time he informed and failed, this time he's going to steal.
Stealing credit equals logic skill points, apparently.
And a promotion.
I just saw how weird this shower is, Like, how do get clean of the water is running down the wall?
Jessica, I am worried about you. Come down.
Jessica: THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!
Please, do not repeat.
Clay follows Tyler footsteps and cleans toilets himself.
Nanny-whose-name-I-don't-remember (NWNIDR): You are a disgrace to humanity, you don't know how to raise kids right. They have to work all day and only sleep at night, no smustling or what-so-ever allowed. Didn't your mama tell you that?
Hannah: Wh-what?
NWNIDR: Also, why do I see aliens here? You should have forced your husband to get abortion, because kids out of marriege is illegal.
Hannah: What have I ever done to her?
Don't worry, she's just a bitch, you've done nothing wrong.
NWNIDR: Take that!
Hannah: WHAT THE HELL?
Hannah: Why do you hate me so much??
NWNIDR: Best is only coming!
NWNIDR: That's your punishment!
Leave Hannah alone, for god's sake!
Fun Sunday activity for your kids: have them play on the sidewalk in their pajamas.
Joakim: Awyeah you see these moves?
I want you to work out because it seems you have gotten fat.
Typical mornings: kids go to school and Hannah goes to work.
Only two pictures in-between and another Joakim promotion.
Nolan decided to visit again.
Nolan: Wow I love your new swing!
Tyler: I know it's cool right?
Twins only now became best friends
Tyler Jessica dance in middle of the night
Jessica: GO!
Wolf: WHERE'S THE STICK????
I don't remember what he maxed out, but he did it. Good job
A Hannah promotion
And a Joakim promotion
So many birthdays :O Also, I don't want Hannah and Joakim to grow old already :(
And it's time for Tyler to go to college!
I don't know why, but lets go with blender.
Oh come on
Even if he gave a lousy gift, he still gets a promotion! And not just a promotion, but he reached the top of the career.
So, Joakim, how do you feel?
Joakim: My life is complete :D
Usually, sim families don't have relatives, but Clay actually has.
Clay is waitng for the other 100 simoleons.
Hannah: GUESS WHO'S BACK
Hannah..
...what's up with that smile?
My computer didn't like Hannah's teeth.
And now, birthday spam:
Hannah: Oh, what is happening?
Hannah: My back feels sore..
Hannah: AH! Confetti everywhere!
Growing up in PJs because why not
*beam of light*
Clay: Aw yeah I'm a man!
Joakim: What? What do you mean I'm growing old?
Joakim: Oh crap...
And everyone's all grown up! So sad Hannah nad Joakim are elders, though :(
Time for college!
WOW JOAKIM YOU HAVE A LIMO??
Joakim: They're so big now :'(
I know, Joakim, I know *hugs*
Anyway, their stats!
So, yeah. I have a heir already picked. Neither of the twins are the heir, because even if I love them, they aren't Hannah's children, and I want the family tree to go straight back to her. Also, one of the heirs from my other legacy family has a crush on Skye and I'm planning to marry her there, so we are only left with one compatitable heir: TYLER!
Also, I know Tyler and Skye both have the same excact personality. I don't know how it happened, but it did.
Anyway, the next update will be the last, before Tyler moves back and starts his own family! So it's time to say goodbye and wait for the college to officialy start!