Men are idiots.
I just want to clarify some things for you nice guys out there. Women want it all. They really do. But we don't want you to LITERALLY give us EVERYTHING. We want the same things you want, but you're so busy sterotyping us that you don't get it. When I say I want everything, I mean I want to be the girl who gets dressed up and taken out, shown off and strutted around, I am THE woman who WILL save the world, and you're the only one who knows it. I want to be treated like a lady. But, I want it all, so I want to be the girl who stays home with you and orders pizza, making out with garlic breath and seeing who can burp louder, then I want you to rip that pretty lady dress of me and throw my ankles up over my head and just FUCK ME STUPID. I want you to ask me how I feel about important things like the president and bullshit things like which is better, Family Guy or Futurama.
When I say I want *a relationship* I don't mean I want you to call Granny and ask for the ring, I mean I want you to promise that the sweet (or dirty) things you're whispering into my ear are just that - something for MY EARS ONLY. At least for now. If we progress one day to *come meet my parents* stage, fine. Until then, I'm only 20 to you idiot, I don't want to get tied down any faster than you do. Believe me, there are plenty of losers out there who'd propose in a week if I wanted that. I don't want that, I want you.
I don't want you to swear to love me forever, I want you to promise to call me back.
I don't want you to redecorate your house for me, I want you to spray some Febreeze before inviting me over.
I don't want you to cut your hair or change your clothes or get a new set of friends, I want you to have the confidence that I will accept them and they will accept me, and if you know it won't work that way, why do you think I would fit into your life at all??
I want you to know that sex is better when we're mentally and emotionally into our partner, which means you WILL be more than just a casual fuck, so you better be ready to make me more, too.
I want you to know that I'm not going to demand you pay for things, or buy me stuff, or take me somewhere horribly expensive, all I really need is a few dinners that don't include everyone else we know. If that means the server asks if I want fries, I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE CHEAP.
I want you to know that I didn't single you out just because you're cute, you probably aren't. I singled you out because I'm attracted to more than just your looks and your body, and the things that make you so attractive make it IMPOSSIBLE for me to find your looks and body ugly. You are someone I want to be with, I don't care what you look like naked.
And more than anything, I want you to know that I'm here because I like you. Not because I love you, or I can't live without you, not because I like who I am when I'm with you. I like you. So deal.
~ Lisi
When I say I want *a relationship* I don't mean I want you to call Granny and ask for the ring, I mean I want you to promise that the sweet (or dirty) things you're whispering into my ear are just that - something for MY EARS ONLY. At least for now. If we progress one day to *come meet my parents* stage, fine. Until then, I'm only 20 to you idiot, I don't want to get tied down any faster than you do. Believe me, there are plenty of losers out there who'd propose in a week if I wanted that. I don't want that, I want you.
I don't want you to swear to love me forever, I want you to promise to call me back.
I don't want you to redecorate your house for me, I want you to spray some Febreeze before inviting me over.
I don't want you to cut your hair or change your clothes or get a new set of friends, I want you to have the confidence that I will accept them and they will accept me, and if you know it won't work that way, why do you think I would fit into your life at all??
I want you to know that sex is better when we're mentally and emotionally into our partner, which means you WILL be more than just a casual fuck, so you better be ready to make me more, too.
I want you to know that I'm not going to demand you pay for things, or buy me stuff, or take me somewhere horribly expensive, all I really need is a few dinners that don't include everyone else we know. If that means the server asks if I want fries, I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE CHEAP.
I want you to know that I didn't single you out just because you're cute, you probably aren't. I singled you out because I'm attracted to more than just your looks and your body, and the things that make you so attractive make it IMPOSSIBLE for me to find your looks and body ugly. You are someone I want to be with, I don't care what you look like naked.
And more than anything, I want you to know that I'm here because I like you. Not because I love you, or I can't live without you, not because I like who I am when I'm with you. I like you. So deal.
~ Lisi